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Pick-Up Lines Galore! - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
2 |
Reflections on Life - George Carlin's Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unpr...Read the whole joke |
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197 |
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3 |
You're gonna croak! - A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
4 |
Loving it up at 85! - At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because her new hu...Read the whole joke |
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131 |
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5 |
The Enchanted Snake - It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
6 |
Granny and the Cop. - An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by ...Read the whole joke |
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176 |
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7 |
Santa's Reindeer - Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
670 |
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8 |
Before it starts... - A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
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9 |
Zen Quotes - 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not ...Read the whole joke |
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391 |
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10 |
The Very Special Parrot! - A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some a...Read the whole joke |
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198 |
0 |
11 |
This little Piggy! - A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the ...Read the whole joke |
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155 |
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12 |
Courtroom Chaos - A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty. Just before he wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
13 |
Marriage Secrets... - Secret tips for making a marriage last...My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
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14 |
Blonde AND Polish! - A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some dri...Read the whole joke |
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165 |
0 |
15 |
Keep fit... die healthy. - What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!...Read the whole joke |
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347 |
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Laws of ... - * Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Coro...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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17 |
Hippie in a Bar - This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to ...Read the whole joke |
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161 |
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18 |
Goofy Wundermints! - Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
19 |
The damn ham - Once there was a preacher's wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special...Read the whole joke |
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163 |
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20 |
The beach - How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!...Read the whole joke |
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182 |
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21 |
Blondes - A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the bl...Read the whole joke |
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184 |
0 |
22 |
Orange and Banana - Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
23 |
Famous Beer Quotes! - Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don't drink. W...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
0 |
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Masturbation - Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love....Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
25 |
BAAAAH! - Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
703 |
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