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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary... - A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflect...Read the whole joke |
201 |
0 |
2 |
A man and wife entered a... - A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or ...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
3 |
A man answers the phone and has the following... - A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
4 |
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins... - A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don't have a...Read the whole joke |
438 |
0 |
5 |
A man called the undertaker one afternoon... - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wif...Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |
6 |
A man calls his family doctor... - A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabb...Read the whole joke |
555 |
0 |
7 |
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises... - A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to fin...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
8 |
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts... - A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are ...Read the whole joke |
467 |
0 |
9 |
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day... - A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no tim...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
10 |
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper... - A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
11 |
A man took his wife to the doctors... - A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has co...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
12 |
A man was complaining to a friend... - A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a ...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
13 |
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... - A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
14 |
A man went to the police station wishing to speak... - A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
15 |
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise... - A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a la...Read the whole joke |
564 |
0 |
16 |
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married... - A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they sett...Read the whole joke |
439 |
0 |
17 |
A new statue for the bedroom - A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" sh...Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
18 |
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game... - A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty se...Read the whole joke |
601 |
0 |
19 |
A painful adjustment - Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of m...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
20 |
A pregnant woman is about to give birth... - A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
21 |
A promise to keep - "But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
22 |
A real dilemma - I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out...Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
23 |
A reason for break-up - "What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend. "W...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
24 |
A recent study showed... - A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven...Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
25 |
A regular Friday night poker game... - A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |