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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A farmer walked into an attorney office... - A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I h...Read the whole joke |
396 |
0 |
2 |
A fellow in a bar notices a woman... - A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis. After the se...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
3 |
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American... - A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai...Read the whole joke |
564 |
0 |
4 |
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar... - A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't backof...Read the whole joke |
541 |
0 |
5 |
A girl runs home to her mother crying... - A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in Go...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
6 |
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for... - A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she w...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
7 |
A guy from weather bureau - Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau....Read the whole joke |
563 |
0 |
8 |
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says... - A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
9 |
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500... - A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantasti...Read the whole joke |
206 |
0 |
10 |
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman... - A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...Read the whole joke |
578 |
0 |
11 |
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right... - A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
12 |
A guy was driving home one evening... - A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday an...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
13 |
A guy was trying to console a friend... - A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get over it, ...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
14 |
A henpecked husband... - A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You don't have to let your wife...Read the whole joke |
321 |
0 |
15 |
A horrible curse - An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the l...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
16 |
A hundred dollars - A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at ...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
17 |
A husband and wife were in their back yard... - A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented,...Read the whole joke |
341 |
0 |
18 |
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream... - A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard i...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
19 |
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and... - A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
20 |
A jealous husband hires a private detective... - A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
21 |
A kind of sport - A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he...Read the whole joke |
357 |
0 |
22 |
A lady with a... - A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of ...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
23 |
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE - A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant ...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
24 |
A little kid comes running into the backyard... - A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you...Read the whole joke |
404 |
0 |
25 |
A loving couple - Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above t...Read the whole joke |
589 |
0.5 |