| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Weather jokes - 25887
- Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy
days?
Because then the children have to play inside....Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 2 |
Weather jokes - 25888
- Why do hurricanes
travel so
fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them
...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
| 3 |
Weather jokes - 25889
- What is a tornado ?
Mother nature doing the
twist !...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
| 4 |
Weather jokes - 25890
- Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual
morning cup of coffee listening to the weather rep...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 5 |
Weather jokes - 25891
- "Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred
looking out of the kitchen
window.
"I know," sai...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 6 |
Weather jokes - 25892
- Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
Betty: You're
as right as rain - all wet!...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 7 |
Weather jokes - 25893
- There was a communist
named Rudolph. One
day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
| 8 |
Weather jokes - 25894
- Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
in the pouring
rain. One looks skywards and says, ...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 9 |
Weather jokes - 25895
- A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you
were beautiful....Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 10 |
Weather jokes - 25896
- There's a technical term for a sunny, warm
day which
follows two rainy days. It's called Monday....Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
| 11 |
Weather jokes - 25897
- Why did the lady go out
doors with her
purse open? Because she expected some change in the
wea...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
| 12 |
Weather jokes - 25898
- Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out
there?" Kate: "I
don't know. I'll tell you when it clear...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 13 |
Weather jokes - 25899
- First cave man to 2nd cave
man: "I don't
care what you say. We never had such unusual weather
...Read the whole joke |
181 |
0 |
| 14 |
Weather jokes - 25900
- How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can
see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it alre...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 15 |
Weather jokes - 25901
- What
happens when the fog lifts in
California? UCLA....Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
| 16 |
Weather jokes - 25902
- It was so hot today I saw
a robin picking
earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs....Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |
| 17 |
Weather jokes - 25903
- I
really don't understand why the federal
government was so slow to send
aid to the areas hit ...Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
| 18 |
Weather jokes - 25904
- The U.S. has only three hurricane warning
centers
- Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (re...Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
| 19 |
Weather jokes - 25905
- Where do wind gusts go to on
dates?
-To Chicago...Read the whole joke |
453 |
0 |
| 20 |
Weather jokes - 25906
- What do clouds want to be when they grow
up?
-Thunderstorms...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
| 21 |
Weather jokes - 25907
- In the summer desert heat, what did a dust
devil say
to the over-talkative dust devil?
-You...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
| 22 |
Weather jokes - 25908
- A weather intern walks into
a bar and asks
for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open a...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 23 |
Weather jokes - 25909
- Why did the tornado get
arrested?
-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 24 |
Weather jokes - 25910
- Where is a tornado put in jail to be
punished?
-In a high pressure cell...Read the whole joke |
485 |
0 |
| 25 |
Weather jokes - 25911
- Why can't meteorologists forecast the
weather?
-They are too busy studying comets and meteo...Read the whole joke |
492 |
0 |
