| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Waiter jokes - 25817
- Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my
salad.
Waiter: It must have come off while the salad w...Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
| 2 |
Waiter jokes - 25818
- Customer:
Waiter, this food is repeating on
me.
Waiter: Good, we love repeat business....Read the whole joke |
191 |
0 |
| 3 |
Waiter jokes - 25819
- Customer: What is this fly
doing in my
alphabet soup?
Waiter: Probably learning to read....Read the whole joke |
476 |
0 |
| 4 |
Waiter jokes - 25820
- Customer: Why does your sign say
"Fine
Dining"?
Waiter: We can dream, can't we?...Read the whole joke |
190 |
0 |
| 5 |
Waiter jokes - 25821
- Customer: Why doesn't this
restaurant have
any specials?
Waiter: Because nothing about this foo...Read the whole joke |
466 |
0 |
| 6 |
Waiter jokes - 25822
- Customer: Why doesn't your menu list
prices?
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the f...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 7 |
Waiter jokes - 25823
- Customer: Why don't you eat here,
waiter?
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compo...Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
| 8 |
Waiter jokes - 25824
- Customer: Why don't you have doggie
bags?
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals....Read the whole joke |
475 |
0 |
| 9 |
Waiter jokes - 25825
- Customer: Why is this
sandwich half eaten?
Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it....Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 10 |
Waiter jokes - 25826
- Diner: Could I have a glass
of
water?
Waiter: To drink?
Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few t...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 11 |
Waiter jokes - 25827
- Diner: May I please have a glass of
water?
Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?
Diner: No, I want to se...Read the whole joke |
468 |
0 |
| 12 |
Waiter jokes - 25828
- Diner: Waiter, please
close the
window.
Waiter: Why, is there a draft?
Diner: Yes, it's blown ...Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
| 13 |
Waiter jokes - 25829
- Diner:
Waitress, the portions are getting
smaller.
Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's ...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 14 |
Waiter jokes - 25830
- Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
ordered?
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table....Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 15 |
Waiter jokes - 25831
- Diner: Why are the
waiters in here so
nasty?
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve....Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 16 |
Waiter jokes - 25832
- Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here
cooked for the late heads of Europe?
Waiter: Yes, and ...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
| 17 |
Waiter jokes - 25833
- Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my
soup!
Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?...Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |
| 18 |
Waiter jokes - 25834
- Patron: How come
this fly is swimming in my
soup?
Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wad...Read the whole joke |
502 |
0 |
| 19 |
Waiter jokes - 25835
- Patron: This bread
is stale.
Waiter: It
wasn't last week....Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 20 |
Waiter jokes - 25836
- Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider
in my
glass?
Waiter: It scares away the flies....Read the whole joke |
188 |
0 |
| 21 |
Waiter jokes - 25837
- Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain
today.
Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup....Read the whole joke |
507 |
0 |
| 22 |
Waiter jokes - 25838
- Waiter: If you know the
food here is so
lousy, why do you keep coming back?
Customer: It remind...Read the whole joke |
172 |
0 |
| 23 |
Waiter jokes - 25839
- Waiter: I'm sorry
I spilled a glass of
water on you.
Diner: That's all right. My suit is too la...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 24 |
Waiter jokes - 25840
- Waiter: I'm
sorry to keep you waiting.
Your soup will be ready soon.
Customer: What bait are yo...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
| 25 |
Waiter jokes - 25841
- Waiter: Why are you taking so long
to
order?
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or ...Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
