| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Waiter jokes - 25792
- And how did you find your steak sir?
Well,
quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and ther...Read the whole joke |
475 |
0 |
| 2 |
Waiter jokes - 25793
- Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for
years.
Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had a...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 3 |
Waiter jokes - 25794
- How
many waiters does it take to change a
light bulb?
None, a burned out bulb can't catch a wai...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 4 |
Waiter jokes - 25795
- Waiter, waiter!
There's a dead spider in
my soup.
Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling wat...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 5 |
Waiter jokes - 25796
- Waiter, waiter!
There's a spider in my
soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir,
he's fri...Read the whole joke |
188 |
0 |
| 6 |
Waiter jokes - 25797
- Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly
thing doing in my dinner?
Oh, that one ? he comes her...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
| 7 |
Waiter jokes - 25798
- Why do waiters prefer
elephants to flies?
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 8 |
Waiter jokes - 25799
- What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
The waiter....Read the whole joke |
180 |
0 |
| 9 |
Waiter jokes - 25800
- Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: So laugh, sir....Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
| 10 |
Waiter jokes - 25801
- Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my
soup.
Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small app...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
| 11 |
Waiter jokes - 25802
- I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life bel...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
| 12 |
Waiter jokes - 25803
- Waiter,
waiter, this lobster's only got
one claw.
It must have been in a fight, sir.
Then br...Read the whole joke |
472 |
0 |
| 13 |
Waiter jokes - 25804
- "Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my
soup."
"That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bow...Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 14 |
Waiter jokes - 25805
- Waiter,
waiter! There's a wasp in my
dessert.
So that's where they go to in the winter....Read the whole joke |
194 |
0 |
| 15 |
Waiter jokes - 25806
- Customer: Do you have
bacon and eggs on the
menu:
Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly....Read the whole joke |
463 |
0 |
| 16 |
Waiter jokes - 25807
- Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't
come in and closed you up?
Waiter: They're afraid...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
| 17 |
Waiter jokes - 25808
- Customer: How long must I wait
for that
turtle soup I ordered?
Waiter: Well, you know how slow ...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 18 |
Waiter jokes - 25809
- Customer: I didn't
order this.
Waiter:
I know, but your meal tastes worse....Read the whole joke |
476 |
0 |
| 19 |
Waiter jokes - 25810
- Customer: I thought the
meals here were
supposed to be like mother used to make.
Waiter: They a...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 20 |
Waiter jokes - 25811
- Customer: That crust on
the apple pie was
too tough.
Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was th...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
| 21 |
Waiter jokes - 25812
- Customer: There's something wrong with my hot
dogs.
Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterina...Read the whole joke |
180 |
0 |
| 22 |
Waiter jokes - 25813
- Customer: This fish
isn't as good as what
I ordered here last month.
Waiter: That's funny. It's...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
| 23 |
Waiter jokes - 25814
- Customer: Waiter, I
can't eat this
meal.
Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.
Customer: ...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 24 |
Waiter jokes - 25815
- Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
my
turtle soup.
Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the ...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 25 |
Waiter jokes - 25816
- Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's
nothing but skin and
bones.
Waiter: Would you like...Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
