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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Women jokes - 26052 - Women are like computers -- even your smallest
mistakes are
stored in long-term memory for later...Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
2 |
Women jokes - 26053 - Women are like guns,
keep one around long
enough and you're going to want to shoot it....Read the whole joke |
125 |
0 |
3 |
Women jokes - 26054 - A
fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding
night asks his mother, "Mom,
why are wedding dress...Read the whole joke |
125 |
0 |
4 |
Women jokes - 26055 - Why did God invent shopping carts?
To teach
women how to walk on their hind legs....Read the whole joke |
137 |
0 |
5 |
Women jokes - 26056 - A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
"Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her,...Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
6 |
Women jokes - 26057 - One woman to another at a singles bar:
"I'm
not as optimistic about relationships as I used to b...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
7 |
Women jokes - 26058 - Shortly after the birth
of their second
child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a
...Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
8 |
Women jokes - 26059 - Q: Why is a modem
better than a woman?
A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A ...Read the whole joke |
438 |
0 |
9 |
Women jokes - 26060 - A few women were discussing diet tips. When it
was mentioned
that getting enough exercise and sl...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
10 |
Women jokes - 26061 - A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was
working in her husband's trucking line office. Sh...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
11 |
Women jokes - 26062 - At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
wife
about how she always get her way. "Honey,"...Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
12 |
Women jokes - 26063 - A young man called his mother and announced
excitedly that he had just met the woman of his drea...Read the whole joke |
130 |
0 |
13 |
Women jokes - 26064 - OUESTION: What is cosmetics?
ANSWER:
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading...Read the whole joke |
436 |
0 |
14 |
Women jokes - 26065 - QUESTION: What is the difference between a
"Battery" and a woman?
ANSWER: A battery has a posi...Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
15 |
Women jokes - 26066 - QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful
figure?
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age....Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
16 |
Women jokes - 26067 - A man was walking on the beach one day
and
he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
17 |
Women jokes - 26068 - What are the three fastest means of
communication?
Internet, telephone, telawoman....Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
18 |
Women jokes - 26069 - Q: Which is easier for a man to
leave: the
women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age....Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
19 |
Women jokes - 26070 - Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would ha...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
20 |
Women jokes - 26071 - Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
21 |
Women jokes - 26072 - An English professor wrote the words, "Woman
without her
man is nothing" on the blackboard and d...Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
22 |
Women jokes - 26073 - Smart man +
Smart Woman = Romance
Smart
Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = ...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
23 |
Women jokes - 26074 - Boy: Do you have fever?
Girl: No,
why?
Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |