# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Women jokes - 16870 - How do you know when a
woman is about to say
something smart?
- She starts her sentence with...Read the whole joke |
215 |
0 |
2 |
Women jokes - 16871 - How do you
fix a woman's watch?
- It
doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven....Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |
3 |
Women jokes - 16872 - If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you...Read the whole joke |
496 |
0 |
4 |
Women jokes - 16873 - What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke |
499 |
0 |
5 |
Women jokes - 26031 - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
- I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
6 |
Women jokes - 26032 - Scientists have discovered a food
that
diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.
- It's c...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
7 |
Women jokes - 26033 - My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
-
I said, "Dust!"...Read the whole joke |
442 |
0 |
8 |
Women jokes - 26034 - In the beginning, God created the earth and
rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God cr...Read the whole joke |
459 |
0 |
9 |
Women jokes - 26035 - Why do men die before
their wives?
-
They want to....Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
10 |
Women jokes - 26036 - A man inserted an advertisement in the
classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted."
-...Read the whole joke |
134 |
0 |
11 |
Women jokes - 26037 - A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they
see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads, "For...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
12 |
Women jokes - 26038 - A man was walking along a beach and stumbled
across an old
lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and ...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
13 |
Women jokes - 26039 - On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes
through a
severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and ...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
14 |
Women jokes - 26040 - Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?
-
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
15 |
Women jokes - 26041 - Should I have a baby after 35?
No, 35
children is enough....Read the whole joke |
125 |
0 |
16 |
Women jokes - 26042 - What Do you tell a woman with two black
eyes
?
Nothing, you told her twice....Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
17 |
Women jokes - 26043 - What do you call a woman who has lost
95% of
her intelligence?
Divorced....Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
18 |
Women jokes - 26044 - Why do women pay more attention to their
appearance than
to improving their minds?
Because mo...Read the whole joke |
134 |
0 |
19 |
Women jokes - 26045 - Teacher: Who was the
first woman on earth?
Fred: I don't know, Sir.
Teacher: Come on, Fred, ...Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
20 |
Women jokes - 26046 - Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
To feed her nightmare....Read the whole joke |
455 |
0 |
21 |
Women jokes - 26047 - Why did the women cross the road? Well thats
not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?...Read the whole joke |
493 |
0 |
22 |
Women jokes - 26048 - Why are women
such bad
drivers?
Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathro...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
23 |
Women jokes - 26049 - Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
?
Sister: Man-eating sharks....Read the whole joke |
118 |
0 |
24 |
Women jokes - 26050 - Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
25 |
Women jokes - 26051 - What do you calll a woman that people sit on
?
Cher !...Read the whole joke |
448 |
0 |