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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Various animal jokes - 25598 - What's a pet's favorite
day?
...Saint Petrick's Day...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
2 |
Various animal jokes - 25599 - What should you call a bald teddy ?
Fred bear !...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
3 |
Various animal jokes - 25600 - What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly !...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
4 |
Various animal jokes - 25601 - A man takes his hamster to the vet, and
after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
5 |
Various animal jokes - 25602 - Why do bears
have fur coats ?
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
6 |
Various animal jokes - 25603 - What do you get if you cross
a
teddy bear with a pig ?
A teddy boar !...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
7 |
Various animal jokes - 25604 - How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put
him on stilts !...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
8 |
Various animal jokes - 25605 - Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
pet ?
It lives on ice !...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
9 |
Various animal jokes - 25606 - What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
Tagliateddy !...Read the whole joke |
181 |
0 |
10 |
Various animal jokes - 25607 - What is a bear's favourite drink ?
Koka-Koala !...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
11 |
Various animal jokes - 25608 - Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !...Read the whole joke |
124 |
0 |
12 |
Various animal jokes - 25609 - What do you call a
big white bear
with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear !...Read the whole joke |
137 |
0 |
13 |
Various animal jokes - 25610 - Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
14 |
Various animal jokes - 25611 - How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go !...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
15 |
Various animal jokes - 25612 - What do polar bears have for lunch ?
Ice burger !...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
16 |
Various animal jokes - 25613 - What do you get if you cross a grizzly
bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre !...Read the whole joke |
180 |
0 |
17 |
Various animal jokes - 25614 - What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is
completely unknown ?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's
...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
18 |
Various animal jokes - 25615 - What do you get
if you cross a
skunk with a bear ?
Winnie the Pooh !...Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
19 |
Various animal jokes - 25616 - There's a guy who's hiking in the
woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.
T...Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
20 |
Various animal jokes - 25617 - Two hikers are out hiking. All of a
sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but ...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
21 |
Various animal jokes - 25618 - What do you call a lion wearing a
cravat and a flower
in its mane ?
A dandy lion !...Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
22 |
Various animal jokes - 25619 - Why do you never see zebras or
antelopes at Victoria
Station ?
Because it's a 'mane-lion' stat...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
23 |
Various animal jokes - 25620 - What do you call a show full
of
lions ?
The mane event !...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
24 |
Various animal jokes - 25621 - How does a leopard change its spots ?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
25 |
Various animal jokes - 25622 - What
happened to the man who tried
to cross a lioin with a goat ?
He had to get a new goat !...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |