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Heavy metal guitarist - Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
2 |
Siblings...... - Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
3 |
Two guys who wanted to pick up women. - Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
4 |
Lesbian Love - What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
5 |
Dairy Queen - How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it's Whopper....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
6 |
Why don\'t Blondes...? - Q: Why don't Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
7 |
The beloved old man. - There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, they b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
8 |
I Will Not - I will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I will n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
9 |
God and Gay People - If God had wanted people to be gay... he would've made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
10 |
Big mix-UP - One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
11 |
Escaping from a lion - Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
12 |
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen? - What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
13 |
Heaven Help Us - Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one ques...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
14 |
Saddam and Clinton - What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of tal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
648 |
0 |
15 |
National Anthem - Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
16 |
The Best Time? - When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
17 |
The new car. - There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
18 |
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans - Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Inse...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
19 |
A REALLY Bad Day - True Story! - A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspape...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
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20 |
Bathroom? - Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
21 |
Wipe your butt with a dollar. - Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he nee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
22 |
Governmental Study - In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
23 |
What time does the bar open? - At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens."It open...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
24 |
Herpes Prevention - Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubb...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
25 |
Nowhere, Vermont - Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
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