# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Time jokes - 25423 - One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the t...Read the whole joke |
521 |
0 |
2 |
Time jokes - 25424 - Why is the time in the USA behind that of England
?
Because England was discovered before the U...Read the whole joke |
194 |
0 |
3 |
Time jokes - 25425 - Do you know the time
?
No, we haven't
met yet !...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
4 |
Time jokes - 25426 - 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
2nd
Roman Soldier: XX past VII !...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
5 |
Time jokes - 25427 - While proudly showing off his new
apartment
to friends, a college student led the way into the d...Read the whole joke |
183 |
0 |
6 |
Time jokes - 25428 - A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A
man with two watches is never sure....Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
7 |
Time jokes - 25429 - What dog can tell the time ?
A watch dog !...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
8 |
Time jokes - 25430 - What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
down
the street?
Five after one....Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
9 |
Time jokes - 25431 - What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber
take
the family silver?
Time to get a new watc...Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
10 |
Time jokes - 25432 - When is the best time to go shopping?
When the
stores are open....Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
11 |
Time jokes - 25448 - Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is
around?
Because time will tell....Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
12 |
Time jokes - 25449 - Why couldn't the clock be kept in
jail?
Because time was always running out....Read the whole joke |
500 |
0 |
13 |
Time jokes - 25450 - Why do people beat their clocks?
To kill
time....Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
14 |
Time jokes - 25451 - If your watch is broken, why can't you go
fishing?
Because you don't have the time....Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
15 |
Time jokes - 25452 - When do clocks die?
When their time is up....Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
16 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16844 - A man wrote a letter to a small
hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
H...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
17 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16845 - A man was driving along
the
highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He ...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
18 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16846 - A
fellow stopped at a rural gas
station and, after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and boug...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
19 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16847 - Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, sign...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
20 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16848 - During my stay at an expensive hotel
in New York
City, I woke up in the middle of the night with...Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
21 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25526 - A travel agent looked up from his
desk to see an older lady and an
older gentleman peering in t...Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
22 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25527 - There was some mix-up with a
woman's room. The
clerk (or whatever they are called on ships)
was...Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |
23 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25528 - Someone -- always a man -- always
asks, "does the
ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director ...Read the whole joke |
172 |
0 |
24 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25529 - I got a call from a woman who
wanted to go
to Capetown.
started to explain the length of the fl...Read the whole joke |
470 |
0 |
25 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25530 - The frightened tourist: "Are
there any bats in this cave?"
The guide: "There were, but don't
...Read the whole joke |
470 |
0 |