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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Teeth jokes - 25333 - How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
2 |
Teeth jokes - 25334 - Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by
a
haughty old dowager who scrutinized her throu...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
3 |
Teeth jokes - 25335 - Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
yet?...Son:
I don't know. The dentist kept it...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
4 |
Teeth jokes - 25336 - Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all
come out at night....Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
5 |
Teeth jokes - 25337 - Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has
more bark than bite....Read the whole joke |
446 |
0 |
6 |
Teeth jokes - 25338 - How can you get a set of teeth put in for
free?
Smack a monster....Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
7 |
Teeth jokes - 25339 - Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose....Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
8 |
Teeth jokes - 25340 - Willie: "I have an awful
toothache."
Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."
Willie: "...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
9 |
Teeth jokes - 25356 - What game do you play if you don't take care of
your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences....Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
10 |
Teeth jokes - 25357 - What helps keep your teeth
together?
Toothpaste....Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
11 |
Teeth jokes - 25358 - Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they
come out at night....Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
12 |
Teeth jokes - 25359 - What do you get if you cross teeth
with
candy ?
Dental floss !...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
13 |
Teeth jokes - 25360 - What happened when the slave put his head into a
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
T...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
14 |
Telephone jokes - 16829 - After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
15 |
Telephone jokes - 16830 - What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck....Read the whole joke |
305 |
0 |
16 |
Telephone jokes - 16831 - What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone....Read the whole joke |
584 |
0 |
17 |
Telephone jokes - 16832 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in t...Read the whole joke |
287 |
0.5 |
18 |
Telephone jokes - 16833 - At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...Read the whole joke |
310 |
0 |
19 |
Telephone jokes - 25341 - Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
20 |
Telephone jokes - 25342 - Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred:
No one important. Just some man who said it was long dist...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
21 |
Telephone jokes - 25343 - Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone
cut off?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
22 |
Telephone jokes - 25344 - The new office-boy came
into his boss's
office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone,
...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
23 |
Telephone jokes - 25345 - Mother: Why was the phone busy all
night?
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold....Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
24 |
Telephone jokes - 25346 - The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang
one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "T...Read the whole joke |
458 |
0 |
25 |
Telephone jokes - 25347 - Moody was
awakened by the telephone at
four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy,
Crumm, calling...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |