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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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School jokes - 24983 - Where do children learn their ABC's ?
At
LMN-tary school !...Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
2 |
School jokes - 24984 - Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Tommy:
No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of...Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
3 |
School jokes - 24985 - Teacher: This note from your father looks like
your handwriting ?
Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed m...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
4 |
School jokes - 24986 - Teacher : Would you at the
back of the room
stop passing notes.
Pupil : We're not passing notes...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
5 |
School jokes - 24987 - Are you in
the top half of your class
?
No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possi...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
6 |
School jokes - 24988 - Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good,
but where is the wagon ?
Pupil: The horse will d...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
7 |
School jokes - 24989 - Teacher: Why are you picking your
nose in
class ?
Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !...Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
8 |
School jokes - 24990 - Teacher : Why are you
reading the last
pages of your history book first ?
Pupil: I want to know...Read the whole joke |
202 |
0 |
9 |
School jokes - 24991 - Teacher: If you have five
haystacks in one
corner, five in another and two in another, how many ...Read the whole joke |
514 |
0 |
10 |
School jokes - 24992 - Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting
our waters ?
Pupil: Stop taking baths ?...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
11 |
School jokes - 24993 - Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your
head overnight ?
Pupil : Of course, I've had this c...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
12 |
School jokes - 24994 - What
do French pupils say after finishing
their school dinners ?
Mercy !...Read the whole joke |
466 |
0 |
13 |
School jokes - 24995 - Mother: What was the first thing you learned in
class ?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my l...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
14 |
School jokes - 24996 - How do bees get to
school ?
By school
buzz !...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
15 |
School jokes - 24997 - Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in
just
one day ?
Pupil: I get up early !...Read the whole joke |
465 |
0 |
16 |
School jokes - 24998 - Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning
?
About an hour and a half after I arrived at s...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
17 |
School jokes - 24999 - Mother: How do you
like your new teacher
?
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for th...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
18 |
School jokes - 25000 - Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
Son:
Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
19 |
School jokes - 25001 - Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds
there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd F...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
20 |
School jokes - 25002 - Teacher: This is the third
time I've had
to tell you off this week, what have you got to say
a...Read the whole joke |
464 |
0 |
21 |
School jokes - 25003 - Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my
questions ?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't ...Read the whole joke |
198 |
0 |
22 |
School jokes - 25004 - Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a
liquid that won't freeze
?
Pupil: Hot water !...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
23 |
School jokes - 25005 - Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
days
?
Pupil: All of them !...Read the whole joke |
465 |
0 |
24 |
School jokes - 25006 - Teacher: What is can't short for ?
Pupil:
Cannot miss
Teacher: and what is don't short for
Pup...Read the whole joke |
189 |
0 |
25 |
School jokes - 25007 - Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in
Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |