| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
School jokes - 24908
- A student called up his Mom one evening from
his college and asked her for some money, because h...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
| 2 |
School jokes - 24909
- Introductory
Chemistry was taught at Duke
University for many years by professor Bonk.
One yea...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
| 3 |
School jokes - 24910
- A student comes to a young
professor's
office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door,...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
| 4 |
School jokes - 24911
- Man: "How's
your history paper
coming?"
Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I u...Read the whole joke |
134 |
0 |
| 5 |
School jokes - 24912
- A mom
and dad were worried about their son
not wanting to learn math at the
school he was in, ...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24913
- The parents were very disappointed in the
grades that their son brought home. "The only consolat...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
| 7 |
School jokes - 24914
- "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think
so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on t...Read the whole joke |
452 |
0 |
| 8 |
School jokes - 24915
- A little girl came home from
school and
said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punish...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
| 9 |
School jokes - 24916
- A teacher was having
trouble teaching
arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24917
- Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a
tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam...Read the whole joke |
445 |
0 |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24918
- The teacher came up with a good problem.
"Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a ...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24919
- The teacher is droning away in the classroom
when he notices a student
sleeping way up in the ba...Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
| 13 |
School jokes - 24920
- Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in
my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24921
- "If there are any idiots in the room, will they
please stand up"
said the sarcastic teacher. Aft...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24922
- "Isn't the principal a
dummy!" said a boy
to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the
...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24923
- Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph:
Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a...Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24924
- A little kid's in
school, taking a
true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end
of the...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24925
- What do you get when
you add 2 apples to 3
apples? A senior high school math problem....Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24926
- How
many schoolteachers does it take to
change a light bulb?
None. Anything not completed durin...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24927
- How many students does it take to change a
light bulb?
None. Light bulb changing isn't in the cou...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24928
- Johnny comes back from school crying and says,
"Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a bi...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24929
- A school teacher injured his back and had to
wear a
plaster cast around the upper part of his bo...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24930
- Did you hear what
happened when there was
an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school
nurs...Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24931
- Teacher: Why do you want to
work in a bank,
Alan?
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir....Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24932
- Teacher: Didn't you know the
bell had
gone?
Fred: I didn't take it, Miss....Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
