| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
School jokes - 24883
- Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the ...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
| 2 |
School jokes - 24884
- My teacher reminds me of
history
She's
always repeating herself!...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 3 |
School jokes - 24885
- Teacher: Did your parents help you
with
these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong...Read the whole joke |
429 |
0 |
| 4 |
School jokes - 24886
- Father: What did the
teacher think of your
idea?
Son: She took it like a lamb
Teacher: Really?...Read the whole joke |
130 |
0 |
| 5 |
School jokes - 24887
- What do history teachers make when they want to
get
together?
Dates!...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24888
- Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead
Sea?
Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!...Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
| 7 |
School jokes - 24889
- Father: How were the
exam
questions?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The que...Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
| 8 |
School jokes - 24890
- What are you going to be when you get out of
school?
An old man!...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 9 |
School jokes - 24891
- What did you learn in school today?
Not
enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24892
- Mother: How was your first
day at
school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Tea...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24893
- I'm not going back to school ever again
Why
ever not?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she ...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24894
- Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting
happened", he told his mother, "E...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 13 |
School jokes - 24895
- What happens if you draw on the blackboard and
the
teacher told you not to?
She draws a smack!...Read the whole joke |
138 |
0 |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24896
- Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this
test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest ma...Read the whole joke |
121 |
0 |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24897
- Father: You were absent on the day of the
test?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...Read the whole joke |
125 |
0 |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24898
- "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you
haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "W...Read the whole joke |
440 |
0 |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24899
- An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost th...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24900
- Why do teachers
use a bamboo
cane?
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!...Read the whole joke |
117 |
0 |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24901
- Sandy began a
job as an elementary school counselor and
she was eager to help. One
day during ...Read the whole joke |
453 |
0 |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24902
- A teacher was giving a lesson on the
circulation of the
blood. Trying to make the matter clearer...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24903
- The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy ...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24904
- A college business
professor could not help
but notice that one of his students was late to
cl...Read the whole joke |
431 |
0 |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24905
- A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
English class one
day. "In English," he said, "A do...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24906
- A
professor was giving a big test one day
to his students. He handed out all of
the tests and ...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24907
- One day our
professor was discussing a
particularly complicated concept. A pre-med
student rud...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
