# |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
School jokes - 24833 - What's black and white all over and
difficult?
An exam paper!...Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
2 |
School jokes - 24834 - Why aren't you doing very well in
history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that hap...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
3 |
School jokes - 24835 - What was King Arthur's favourite
game?
Knights and crosses!...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
4 |
School jokes - 24836 - Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes,
the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!...Read the whole joke |
451 |
0 |
5 |
School jokes - 24837 - Father:
How do you like going to
school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit ...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
6 |
School jokes - 24838 - Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you
to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
C...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
7 |
School jokes - 24839 - Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America?
On their feet!...Read the whole joke |
498 |
0 |
8 |
School jokes - 24840 - Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
school
this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: W...Read the whole joke |
181 |
0 |
9 |
School jokes - 24841 - Teacher: Is
Lapland heavily
populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teache...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
10 |
School jokes - 24842 - Teacher: That's quite a cough you have
there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know t...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
11 |
School jokes - 24843 - Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher ...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
12 |
School jokes - 24844 - Teacher: What are
the Great
Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
13 |
School jokes - 24845 - Son: I can't go to school today.
Father:
Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't ...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
14 |
School jokes - 24846 - Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith
then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that?
...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
15 |
School jokes - 24847 - I
failed every subject except for
algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take a...Read the whole joke |
131 |
0 |
16 |
School jokes - 24848 - Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes
and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no ...Read the whole joke |
191 |
0 |
17 |
School jokes - 24849 - Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
such an
unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can'...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
18 |
School jokes - 24850 - Teacher: You're new
here aren't you,
what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
19 |
School jokes - 24851 - Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
won't be able to come to school today.
School Secr...Read the whole joke |
462 |
0 |
20 |
School jokes - 24852 - Father: I hear you skipped school
to play
football
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to pro...Read the whole joke |
180 |
0 |
21 |
School jokes - 24853 - A history joke
Teacher: When was Rome
built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
P...Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
22 |
School jokes - 24854 - Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I
didn't know where the
Rockies were.
Mother: Well ne...Read the whole joke |
488 |
0 |
23 |
School jokes - 24855 - Mother: What
was the first thing you
learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my ...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
24 |
School jokes - 24856 - Teacher: What's big
and yellow and comes
in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The s...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
25 |
School jokes - 24857 - Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put
your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What?, and get b...Read the whole joke |
490 |
0 |