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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Little Johnny helps Grandma. - One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
2.5 |
2 |
The new preacher. - A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
3 |
Don't eat and drive! - I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. The fro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
4 |
The Y2K Blonde! - Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
5 |
The Belt - Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
6 |
Don't look down! - A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
7 |
The Old-Age Test! - Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your scor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
8 |
Line Dancing - What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
9 |
One for dirty minds! - The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
10 |
Scary Seven - Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
11 |
What you do best! - This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
12 |
Thermometers - Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
13 |
Oh boy! - The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
14 |
The nursing home. - One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
15 |
Whale of a Story. - A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
16 |
Casket Talk - What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
17 |
Happy Birthday...yech! - Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
18 |
The New Priest - A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
19 |
What's the difference... - Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
20 |
Gems of Wisdom - The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
324 |
0 |
21 |
Alot Alike - Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
22 |
God being a man. - Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
23 |
Difference - Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
24 |
Mamma's got back - Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
25 |
Ventriliquist - This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
670 |
0 |