| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Religious jokes - 24732
- Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
he passed away,
the Lord
himself greeted him at the...Read the whole joke |
118 |
0 |
| 2 |
Religious jokes - 24733
- Before performing a baptism, the priest
approached the
young father and
said solemnly, "Baptis...Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
| 3 |
Religious jokes - 24734
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it
important to
own an equally
fundamentally Christia...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
| 4 |
Religious jokes - 24735
- A little boy
was learning about God in
his church, and he was talking to
his mother about it. ...Read the whole joke |
128 |
0 |
| 5 |
Religious jokes - 24736
- Johnny is walking along and a priest is
coming the other way. Johnny says,
"Hey, mister, why a...Read the whole joke |
425 |
0 |
| 6 |
Religious jokes - 24737
- A man
walked into a gift shop that sold
religious items. Near
the cash register he saw a displa...Read the whole joke |
125 |
0 |
| 7 |
Religious jokes - 24738
- Is there a
God?
A billion Hindus
can't be wrong....Read the whole joke |
124 |
0 |
| 8 |
Religious jokes - 24739
- What is the meaning of life?
All
evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
126 |
0 |
| 9 |
Religious jokes - 24740
- What language do the
Vatican Police
speak?
Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke |
137 |
0 |
| 10 |
Religious jokes - 24741
- A minister was asked by a
politician,
"Name something the government can do to help the church."
...Read the whole joke |
138 |
0 |
| 11 |
Religious jokes - 24742
- An old rabbi
is talking with one of his
friends and
says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven ...Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
| 12 |
Religious jokes - 24743
- Knowing that the minister was very fond of
cherry brandy, one of the
church elders offered to pr...Read the whole joke |
438 |
0 |
| 13 |
Religious jokes - 24744
- At the first session of a conversion class
the
minister conducting the class asked, "What must
w...Read the whole joke |
124 |
0 |
| 14 |
Religious jokes - 24745
- Morris was passing a small courtyard and
heard voices
murmuring.
He went in and saw an altar wi...Read the whole joke |
131 |
0 |
| 15 |
Religious jokes - 24746
- The congregation was sitting and waiting for
the preacher
to began his sermon when two masked m...Read the whole joke |
429 |
0 |
| 16 |
Religious jokes - 24747
- What do you get when you cross a Jehova's
witness with a
business man?
A door to door sales...Read the whole joke |
123 |
0 |
| 17 |
Religious jokes - 24748
- A kindergarten teacher was observing her
classroom of children while
they were drawing. She wal...Read the whole joke |
117 |
0 |
| 18 |
Religious jokes - 24749
- How do Religious Education
teachers mark
exams?
With spirit levels....Read the whole joke |
438 |
0 |
| 19 |
Religious jokes - 24750
- Examiner: I think you know very little, if
anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any p...Read the whole joke |
441 |
0 |
| 20 |
Religious jokes - 24751
- Jill: Have you read the Bible?
Jack: No,
I'm waiting for the film to come round....Read the whole joke |
123 |
0 |
| 21 |
Religious jokes - 24752
- What's black and
white, black and
white, black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill....Read the whole joke |
107 |
0 |
| 22 |
Religious jokes - 24753
- At what time of day was Adam born?
Just
before Eve....Read the whole joke |
452 |
0 |
| 23 |
Religious jokes - 24754
- What did Adam do when he wanted some
sugar?
He raised Cain....Read the whole joke |
124 |
0 |
| 24 |
Religious jokes - 24755
- Who is the fastest runner in
history.
Adam - because he was the first in the human race....Read the whole joke |
131 |
0 |
| 25 |
Religious jokes - 24756
- Three Pastors from the south were having
lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer star...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
