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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Parent jokes - 24144 - Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's
father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriag...Read the whole joke |
452 |
0 |
2 |
Parent jokes - 24145 - Mrs. Ellis came home from
work one evening
to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. S...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
3 |
Parent jokes - 24146 - Did
you hear about the little boy who was
named after his father ?
They called him Dad !...Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
4 |
Parent jokes - 24147 - Dad: Why is your January report card so bad
?
Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always ma...Read the whole joke |
451 |
0 |
5 |
Parent jokes - 24148 - Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to
his father's
annoyance.
'Teddy,' he called, 'how...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
6 |
Parent jokes - 24149 - Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you
to eat all your sister's birthday chocs.
It's all ...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
7 |
Parent jokes - 24150 - Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My
sister's
fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.
Dad: No,...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
8 |
Parent jokes - 24151 - Father: I want to take my girl our of this
terrible math
class.
Teacher: But she's top of the
...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
9 |
Parent jokes - 24152 - What do you
call a small parent?
A
minimum !...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
10 |
Parent jokes - 24153 - Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot
off.
Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've jus...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
11 |
Parent jokes - 24154 - Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used
be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
12 |
Parent jokes - 24155 - Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143
from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when y...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
13 |
Parent jokes - 24156 - Father:
" I know the answer to your bad
grades. You're spending too much time
watching televis...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
14 |
Parent jokes - 24157 - A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly
being asked to
look for things they couldn't find. ...Read the whole joke |
460 |
0 |
15 |
Pig jokes - 16759 - Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
16 |
Pig jokes - 16760 - What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig...Read the whole joke |
558 |
0 |
17 |
Pig jokes - 16761 - A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
wonder
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
18 |
Pig jokes - 16762 - A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York....Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
19 |
Pig jokes - 16763 - All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their ...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
20 |
Pig jokes - 24158 - Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it "Ham Hocks"....Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
21 |
Pig jokes - 24159 - Did you hear about the pig who tried to
start
a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it o...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
22 |
Pig jokes - 24160 - Did you hear about the piglets
who wanted to
do something special for mother's day?
What did t...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
23 |
Pig jokes - 24161 - Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
They
had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. T...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
24 |
Pig jokes - 24162 - Did you hear about the pigs
who took up
motorcycling?
They wanted to catch bugs with their tee...Read the whole joke |
174 |
0 |
25 |
Pig jokes - 24163 - Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage
In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas s...Read the whole joke |
172 |
0 |