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Title |
Category |
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Rating |
1 |
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods... - Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when sudde...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
200 |
0 |
2 |
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull? - What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
126 |
0 |
3 |
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions... - Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
116 |
0 |
4 |
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex? - How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays de...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
122 |
0 |
5 |
Five fingers - A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On their wedding night sh...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
181 |
0 |
6 |
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous... - This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked he...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
112 |
0 |
7 |
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids? - How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
141 |
0 |
8 |
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry... - Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
171 |
0 |
9 |
What does a camera and a condom have in common? - What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
147 |
0 |
10 |
One day a housewife was going about the usual business... - One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
152 |
0 |
11 |
Whats long, hard and full of semen? - Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
133 |
0 |
12 |
Why don't women blink during foreplay? - Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
116 |
0 |
13 |
A blind guy goes into a whore house... - A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He sa...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
651 |
0 |
14 |
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. - Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local bar when he gets back from...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
192 |
0 |
15 |
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says... - In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorro...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
151 |
0 |
16 |
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy... - A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
472 |
0 |
17 |
A novel idea - A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
130 |
0 |
18 |
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night... - A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
610 |
0 |
19 |
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's? - Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterward...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
133 |
0 |
20 |
Two bikers were talking at a bar... - Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
145 |
0 |
21 |
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives... - Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god! , it was re...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
142 |
0 |
22 |
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters... - Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
168 |
0 |
23 |
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? - How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
142 |
0 |
24 |
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story - My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before the...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
170 |
0 |
25 |
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South... - A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
120 |
0 |