| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Police jokes - 24476
- While the pope was
visiting the USA, he
told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge ...Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
| 2 |
Police jokes - 24477
- A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What ...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
| 3 |
Police jokes - 24478
- A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
- body parts everywhere. He is making his notes o...Read the whole joke |
138 |
0 |
| 4 |
Police jokes - 24479
- How many cops does it take to
throw a man
down the stairs?
None. He fell....Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
| 5 |
Police jokes - 24480
- How many LA cops does it take to change light
bulb?
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old b...Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
| 6 |
Police jokes - 24481
- How
many cops does it take to change light
bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need...Read the whole joke |
119 |
0 |
| 7 |
Police jokes - 24482
- One evening this
Columbia Yuppie was
stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a
bre...Read the whole joke |
445 |
0 |
| 8 |
Police jokes - 24483
- A police officer, though scheduled for
all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 9 |
Police jokes - 24484
- A police officer stopped a young man for
speeding. He stepped out
of his patrol car, adjusted hi...Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
| 10 |
Police jokes - 24485
- A police man was on
duty one night and he
headed up to "Make out
Mountain" to try to catch some...Read the whole joke |
446 |
0 |
| 11 |
Police jokes - 24486
- A man decided that he was going to ride a
10-speed bike
from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far...Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
| 12 |
Police jokes - 24487
- A seargent is
interviewing three cadets who
were training to become detectives. To test
their ...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
| 13 |
Police jokes - 24488
- A policeman stops a car and suggests an
apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blow...Read the whole joke |
439 |
0 |
| 14 |
Police jokes - 24489
- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is
this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you nee...Read the whole joke |
147 |
0 |
| 15 |
Police jokes - 24490
- The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town's
veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, an...Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
| 16 |
Police jokes - 24491
- A policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for
speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discove...Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
| 17 |
Police jokes - 24492
- As a female
shopper exited a New York
convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The c...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
| 18 |
Police jokes - 24493
- Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
state highway in
Waxahachie, Texas. As they were...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
| 19 |
Police jokes - 24494
- A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial - it went like th...Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
| 20 |
Police jokes - 24495
- A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
traveling
faster than
the posted speed limit. S...Read the whole joke |
442 |
0 |
| 21 |
Police jokes - 24496
- A local policeman had just finished his shift
one
cold November evening and was at home with his...Read the whole joke |
130 |
0 |
| 22 |
Police jokes - 24497
- An off-duty
police officer, familiar with
radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the le...Read the whole joke |
114 |
0 |
| 23 |
Police jokes - 24498
- "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the
police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this v...Read the whole joke |
467 |
0 |
| 24 |
Police jokes - 24499
- Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there ...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
| 25 |
Police jokes - 24500
- The police are looking for a
thief with one
eye
Why don't they use two?...Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
