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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Marriage jokes - 23274 - What happened at the cannibal's wedding
party?
They toasted the bride and groom....Read the whole joke |
332 |
0 |
2 |
Marriage jokes - 23275 - Two men were remembering their
wedding
days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terri...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
3 |
Marriage jokes - 23276 - Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
anniversary.
Really?
Yes, I've been married twenty-five time...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
4 |
Marriage jokes - 23277 - A woman was in court
charged with wounding her
husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
5 |
Marriage jokes - 23278 - Young
Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just
got my first part in a play. I play
the part of a man ...Read the whole joke |
554 |
0 |
6 |
Marriage jokes - 23279 - Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring...
Wedding ring...
Suffering!!!...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
7 |
Marriage jokes - 23280 - Why is a bride always out of luck on her
wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man....Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
8 |
Marriage jokes - 23281 - Why did the 280-pound girl
marry the
400-pound man?
She wanted a big wedding....Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
9 |
Marriage jokes - 23282 - Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!...Read the whole joke |
545 |
0 |
10 |
Marriage jokes - 23283 - She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, ...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
11 |
Marriage jokes - 23284 - Hey, you just shot my wife.
I'm so sorry,
have a shot at mine !...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
12 |
Marriage jokes - 23285 - Where did the burgers go after
their
wedding?
On a bun-eymoon!...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
13 |
Marriage jokes - 23286 - Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side ...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
14 |
Marriage jokes - 23287 - Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot....Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
15 |
Marriage jokes - 23288 - Before we got married,
I caught her in my
arms.
Now I catch her in my pockets....Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
16 |
Marriage jokes - 23289 - BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, i...Read the whole joke |
328 |
0 |
17 |
Marriage jokes - 23290 - Both of my marriages have been
disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.mar...Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
18 |
Marriage jokes - 23291 - Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs....Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
19 |
Marriage jokes - 23292 - John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill:
"I'm married, too."...Read the whole joke |
203 |
0 |
20 |
Marriage jokes - 23293 - Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
didn't have to hear about all the men she could have marr...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
21 |
Marriage jokes - 23294 - The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
father and said, "I've
found a woman just like moth...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
22 |
Marriage jokes - 23295 - The wedding was over, and the reception
was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great tim...Read the whole joke |
551 |
0.5 |
23 |
Marriage jokes - 23296 - Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
that this is our last
notice. Isn't it wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
24 |
Marriage jokes - 23297 - "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian
told his best friend
Mike.
"Why not add some intr...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
25 |
Marriage jokes - 23298 - A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrin...Read the whole joke |
287 |
0 |