| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Music jokes - 23933
- Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit
have in
common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed....Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
| 2 |
Music jokes - 23934
- Q: Why is a violinist
like a Scud
missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
| 3 |
Music jokes - 23935
- Q: What is the difference
between a violist
and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers....Read the whole joke |
185 |
0 |
| 4 |
Music jokes - 23936
- Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
A:
Because no one will look for them....Read the whole joke |
189 |
0 |
| 5 |
Music jokes - 23937
- Q: Why shouldn't violists take
up
mountaineering?
A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages be...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 6 |
Music jokes - 23938
- Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed
an
autograph book by a fan while in the greenro...Read the whole joke |
172 |
0 |
| 7 |
Music jokes - 23939
- Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies
first, he will contact the other and tell him what ...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
| 8 |
Music jokes - 23940
- "Haven't I
seen your face before?" a judge
demanded, looking down at the
defendant.
"You ha...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
| 9 |
Music jokes - 23941
- Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at
the door?
A: He can't find the key and doesn't k...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 10 |
Music jokes - 23942
- Q: What
is the missing link between the bass
and the ape?
A: The baritone....Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 11 |
Music jokes - 23943
- Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian
soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?
A: About 10 pounds...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 12 |
Music jokes - 23944
- Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really
stupid?
A: When the other tenors notice....Read the whole joke |
496 |
0 |
| 13 |
Music jokes - 23946
- Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right
while performing on stage?
A: Because, son, it i...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
| 14 |
Music jokes - 23947
- Q: Mom,
why do you always stand by the
window when I practice for my singing
lessons?
A: I do...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 15 |
Music jokes - 23948
- When a young hotshot conductor was making his
debut at
the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptica...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
| 16 |
Music jokes - 23949
- Q: What is the definition of a Soviet
String
Quartet?
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a to...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
| 17 |
Music jokes - 23950
- Q: What do
you do with percussionists that
lose one of their drumsticks?
A: Stick them up front...Read the whole joke |
183 |
0 |
| 18 |
Music jokes - 23951
- Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for
transplants?
A: They've had little use....Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
| 19 |
Music jokes - 23952
- A musician calls the orchestra office,
asks
for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.
T...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 20 |
Music jokes - 23953
- Q: What do you get when you play a new age song
backwards?
A: A new age song....Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
| 21 |
Music jokes - 23955
- Q: How can you tell someone
is a true music
lover?
A: When they even put their ear up to the ba...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
| 22 |
Music jokes - 23956
- Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,
but has the courage to get on again and continue r...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 23 |
Music jokes - 23957
- Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it
take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it ...Read the whole joke |
473 |
0 |
| 24 |
Music jokes - 23958
- Q: How many musicians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to tu...Read the whole joke |
461 |
0 |
| 25 |
Music jokes - 23959
- Q: How many folk musicians does it take to
change a
light bulb?
A: Seven; one to change and the...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
