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1 Music jokes - 23908
- Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm....Read the whole joke
192 0
2 Music jokes - 23909
- Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so....Read the whole joke
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3 Music jokes - 23910
- Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."...Read the whole joke
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4 Music jokes - 23911
- Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One....Read the whole joke
177 0
5 Music jokes - 23912
- Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before y...Read the whole joke
176 0
6 Music jokes - 23913
- Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure...Read the whole joke
168 0
7 Music jokes - 23914
- Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no...Read the whole joke
461 0
8 Music jokes - 23915
- Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator....Read the whole joke
163 0
9 Music jokes - 23916
- Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, jus...Read the whole joke
177 0
10 Music jokes - 23917
- Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists....Read the whole joke
163 0
11 Music jokes - 23918
- Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....Read the whole joke
187 0
12 Music jokes - 23919
- Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such ...Read the whole joke
169 0
13 Music jokes - 23920
- Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves....Read the whole joke
155 0
14 Music jokes - 23921
- Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....Read the whole joke
200 0
15 Music jokes - 23922
- Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency....Read the whole joke
185 0
16 Music jokes - 23923
- Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to b...Read the whole joke
171 0
17 Music jokes - 23924
- Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story buildin...Read the whole joke
165 0
18 Music jokes - 23925
- Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....Read the whole joke
174 0
19 Music jokes - 23926
- A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, ...Read the whole joke
170 0
20 Music jokes - 23927
- A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater ...Read the whole joke
439 0
21 Music jokes - 23928
- Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving....Read the whole joke
182 0
22 Music jokes - 23929
- Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play....Read the whole joke
183 0
23 Music jokes - 23930
- Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong...Read the whole joke
168 0
24 Music jokes - 23931
- Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer....Read the whole joke
469 0
25 Music jokes - 23932
- Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case....Read the whole joke
184 0

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