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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Mouse jokes - 23819 - What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice !...Read the whole joke |
491 |
0 |
2 |
Mouse jokes - 23820 - What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
3 |
Mouse jokes - 23821 - What is a mouse's favorite record ?
'Please cheese me' !...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
4 |
Mouse jokes - 23822 - What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
can't see ?
Three blind mice !...Read the whole joke |
187 |
0 |
5 |
Mouse jokes - 23823 - What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !...Read the whole joke |
477 |
0 |
6 |
Mouse jokes - 23824 - Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there's a moose on the loose !...Read the whole joke |
459 |
0 |
7 |
Mouse jokes - 23825 - When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs !...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
8 |
Mouse jokes - 23826 - What are crisp, like milk and go
'eek, eek,
eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
9 |
Mouse jokes - 23827 - What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mouseketeer !...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
10 |
Mouse jokes - 23828 - What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !...Read the whole joke |
163 |
0 |
11 |
Mouse jokes - 23829 - What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?
A thin mouse !...Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
12 |
Mouse jokes - 23830 - What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !...Read the whole joke |
199 |
0 |
13 |
Mouse jokes - 23831 - What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in
caves ?
Stalagmice !...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
14 |
Mouse jokes - 23832 - What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Julius
Cheeser !...Read the whole joke |
172 |
0 |
15 |
Mouse jokes - 23833 - Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
!...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
16 |
Mouse jokes - 23834 - What do angry rodents send each other at
Christmas
time ?
Cross mouse cards !...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
17 |
Mouse jokes - 23835 - What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
18 |
Mouse jokes - 23836 - Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away wit...Read the whole joke |
458 |
0 |
19 |
Mouse jokes - 23837 - What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !...Read the whole joke |
503 |
0 |
20 |
Mouse jokes - 23838 - How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party !...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
21 |
Mouse jokes - 23839 - What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !...Read the whole joke |
206 |
0 |
22 |
Mouse jokes - 23840 - Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
23 |
Mouse jokes - 23841 - What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse
code !...Read the whole joke |
465 |
0 |
24 |
Mouse jokes - 23842 - What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
of
washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !...Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
25 |
Mouse jokes - 23843 - What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please
cheese me !...Read the whole joke |
193 |
0 |