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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Monster jokes - 23774 - What is a monster's favourite
drink?
Demonade....Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
2 |
Monster jokes - 23775 - What do they have for lunch at Monster
School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes...Read the whole joke |
203 |
0 |
3 |
Monster jokes - 23776 - What's the
hardest part of making monster
soup?
Stirring it....Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
4 |
Monster jokes - 23777 - FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten....Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
5 |
Monster jokes - 23778 - FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
eating the city of
Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?
SECOND MONSTER: ...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
6 |
Monster jokes - 23779 - MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you
not to eat with your fingers?
Use the spade lik...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
7 |
Monster jokes - 23780 - Little monster: Mom I've finished.
Can I
leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
8 |
Monster jokes - 23781 - Little monster: Mom,
why can't we have
dustbins like everyone else?
Mother monster: Less talki...Read the whole joke |
137 |
0 |
9 |
Monster jokes - 23782 - Little monster:
Mom, Mom, what's for tea?
Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwav...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
10 |
Monster jokes - 23783 - Mommy monster:
Don't eat that uranium.
Little monster: Why not?
Mommy monster: You'll get
...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
11 |
Monster jokes - 23784 - What happened to Ray when he met the
man-eating monster?
He became an ex-Ray....Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
12 |
Monster jokes - 23785 - Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the
menu,
sir?
Monster: No thanks, just bring me the pas...Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
13 |
Monster jokes - 23786 - Why did the
monster paint himself in
rainbow colors?
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon b...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
14 |
Monster jokes - 23787 - Why was the big, hairy,
two-headed monster
top of the class at school?
Because two heads are b...Read the whole joke |
470 |
0 |
15 |
Monster jokes - 23788 - What can a monster do that you
can't do?
Count up to 25 on his fingers....Read the whole joke |
513 |
0 |
16 |
Monster jokes - 23789 - What aftershave do monsters wear?
Brute....Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
17 |
Monster jokes - 23790 - How did the world's tallest monster become
short overnight?
Someone stole all his money....Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
18 |
Monster jokes - 23791 - What happened when the monster stole a
bottle of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy....Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
19 |
Monster jokes - 23792 - Did you hear about the monster who
sent
his picture to a lonely hearts club?
They sent it back...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
20 |
Monster jokes - 23793 - Did you hear
about the monster who had an
extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them?
In a ...Read the whole joke |
490 |
0 |
21 |
Monster jokes - 23794 - A monster walked into the council rent office
with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in ...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
22 |
Monster jokes - 23795 - Did you hear about the monster with
one
eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He ...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
23 |
Monster jokes - 23796 - Why did the monster take a dead man for a
drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case....Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
24 |
Monster jokes - 23797 - Why did the monster drink ten liters of
antifreeze?
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coa...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
25 |
Monster jokes - 23798 - What's the difference
between
Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can't mash Frankenstein....Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |