| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Monster jokes - 23699
- Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I
leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it fo...Read the whole joke |
206 |
0 |
| 2 |
Monster jokes - 23700
- First monster: I
have a hunch.
Second
monster: I thought you were a funny shape....Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 3 |
Monster jokes - 23701
- Did you hear the
joke about the two
monsters who crashed?
They fell off a cliff, boom, boom....Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 4 |
Monster jokes - 23702
- How do you address a monster?
Very
politely....Read the whole joke |
172 |
0 |
| 5 |
Monster jokes - 23703
- Did you hear about the monster who had twelve
arms and
no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs....Read the whole joke |
482 |
0 |
| 6 |
Monster jokes - 23704
- HWhy did the monster lie on his back?
To
trip up low-flying aircraft....Read the whole joke |
474 |
0 |
| 7 |
Monster jokes - 23705
- What do you get if you cross a plum
with a
man eating monster?
A purple people eater....Read the whole joke |
165 |
0 |
| 8 |
Monster jokes - 23706
- Where is the monster's temple?
On the
side of his head....Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 9 |
Monster jokes - 23707
- How do you communicate with the Loch Ness
Monster at 20,000 fathoms?
Drop him a line....Read the whole joke |
169 |
0 |
| 10 |
Monster jokes - 23708
- What should you call a polite, friendly, kind,
good
looking monster?
A failure....Read the whole joke |
187 |
0 |
| 11 |
Monster jokes - 23709
- Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three
headed mountain monster?
Girl: Really? What kin...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
| 12 |
Monster jokes - 23710
- How can you tell if a monster has a
glass
eye?
Because it comes out in conversation...Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |
| 13 |
Monster jokes - 23711
- What makes an ideal present for
a monster?
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand....Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
| 14 |
Monster jokes - 23712
- Did you hear about the
monster who lost
all his hair in the war?
He lost it in a hair raid....Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 15 |
Monster jokes - 23713
- What did the big, hairy monster do when he
lost a hand?
He went to the second-hand shop....Read the whole joke |
153 |
0 |
| 16 |
Monster jokes - 23714
- Did you hear about the monster who had an
extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
In a ha...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
| 17 |
Monster jokes - 23715
- Why was the monster standing on his head?
He was turning things over in his mind....Read the whole joke |
194 |
0 |
| 18 |
Monster jokes - 23716
- What do you get if you cross
a tall green
monster with a fountain pen?
The Ink-credible Hulk....Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
| 19 |
Monster jokes - 23717
- Did you hear about the Irish monster who went
to night school to learn to read in the dark?...Read the whole joke |
489 |
0 |
| 20 |
Monster jokes - 23718
- Why did the monster
take his nose apart?
To see what made it run....Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 21 |
Monster jokes - 23719
- What happened when the monster stole a bottle
of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy....Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
| 22 |
Monster jokes - 23720
- On her annual visit to another planet,
an
old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope ...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
| 23 |
Monster jokes - 23721
- Mr Monster:
Oi, hurry up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pair...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
| 24 |
Monster jokes - 23722
- What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has
sixteen wheels?
A monster on roller-skates....Read the whole joke |
483 |
0 |
| 25 |
Monster jokes - 23723
- What should you do if a monster runs
through your front door?
Run through the back door....Read the whole joke |
505 |
0 |
