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Food jokes - I'd say he was spineless.
Yes, about as
spineless as cooked spaghetti....Read the whole joke |
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393 |
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0 - What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it....Read the whole joke |
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387 |
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0 - How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in
it....Read the whole joke |
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416 |
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0 - Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I ...Read the whole joke |
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371 |
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0 - What are apricots?
Where monkeys sleep....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's the best day to eat bacon?
Fry-day....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A
hamster....Read the whole joke |
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409 |
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8 |
0 - What's the difference between a biscuit and a
monster?
You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a ...Read the whole joke |
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744 |
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0 - Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother
had been a wafer so long....Read the whole joke |
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392 |
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10 |
0 - Have you got any broken
biscuits?
Yes, I
have.
Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!...Read the whole joke |
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400 |
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0 - What did the biscuit say when it
saw two
friends knocked down?
Crumbs!...Read the whole joke |
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392 |
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0 - Why did your brother give up his job in the
biscuit factory?
Because he went crackers....Read the whole joke |
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395 |
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0 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
slice
of bread.
Doctor: You've got to stop loafing aroun...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to
instil good table manners in her girls?
She t...Read the whole joke |
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404 |
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0 - They say she has a sharp tongue.
Yes, she can
slice bread with it....Read the whole joke |
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387 |
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0 - Have you heard the story about the
loaf of
bread?
No.
Oh, crumbs....Read the whole joke |
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381 |
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0 - Why can't you make bread like my mother?
I
would if you could make dough like your father!...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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0 - What looks just
like half a loaf of bread?
Its other half....Read the whole joke |
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607 |
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0 - Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so
fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
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364 |
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0 - What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered
host....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do you know that a elephant's been in the
fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. "...Read the whole joke |
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0 - And what's your name?" the
secretary asked
the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first
name...Read the whole joke |
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577 |
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0 - Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
butter made from imitation cows....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found
you
with your fingers in the butter again?
That's funny...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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