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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Money jokes - 23654 - Why did the hippie put his money in the
refrigerator?
He liked cold cash....Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
2 |
Money jokes - 23655 - Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because
money talks....Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
3 |
Money jokes - 23656 - How can you be sure you have counterfeit
money?
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure....Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
4 |
Money jokes - 23657 - If you take half from
a half dollar, what do
you have?
A dollar....Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
5 |
Money jokes - 23658 - What lands as often on its tail as it does its
head?
A penny....Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
6 |
Money jokes - 23659 - Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
one?
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
7 |
Money jokes - 23660 - How did rich people
get their money?
They
were calm and collected....Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
8 |
Money jokes - 23661 - If you had a million dollars and gave away one
quarter, and another quarter, and then another qu...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
9 |
Money jokes - 23662 - Who makes a million dollars a day?
Someone
who works in a mint....Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
10 |
Money jokes - 23663 - Why was the skunk arrested for
counterfeiting?
Because he gave out bad scents (cents)....Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
11 |
Money jokes - 23664 - If George Washington were
alive today, why
couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
12 |
Money jokes - 23665 - What dog has
money?
A bloodhound, because
he is always picking up scents (cents)....Read the whole joke |
458 |
0 |
13 |
Money jokes - 23666 - Why is someone who borrows money but does not
pay it all back like a football player?
Because s...Read the whole joke |
435 |
0 |
14 |
Money jokes - 23667 - Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in
your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), ...Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
15 |
Money jokes - 23668 - What is the quickest way to double your money
?
Fold it in half !...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
16 |
Money jokes - 23669 - How do thunderstorms invest their
money?
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
17 |
Money jokes - 23670 - What did the pay
phone say when the quarter
got stuck inside it?
Money's tight these days!...Read the whole joke |
454 |
0 |
18 |
Money jokes - 23671 - A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
19 |
Money jokes - 23672 - A couple was having a
discussion about
family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it
w...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
20 |
Money jokes - 23673 - Mother:
Why did you just swallow the money I
gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch m...Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
21 |
Money jokes - 23674 - Why was the struggling
mange seen shaking
the club cat ?
To see if there was any more money in ...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
22 |
Money jokes - 23675 - Q: What do you call
counterfeited German
currency?
A: Question marks....Read the whole joke |
130 |
0 |
23 |
Money jokes - 23676 - Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He's ...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
24 |
Money jokes - 23677 - After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
told
his wife the good news:
"Honey, we've fina...Read the whole joke |
129 |
0 |
25 |
Money jokes - 23678 - Q:Why did the man put
his money in the
freezer?
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')...Read the whole joke |
449 |
0 |