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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you. - Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
496 |
0 |
2 |
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t like your kid. - Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
3 |
Santa in Ethiopia - Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
4 |
Christmas party - A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were ther...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
5 |
Dear God (Christmas) - Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sist...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
6 |
Christmas and a day at the office? - Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the su...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
7 |
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree - On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
8 |
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree. - Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman's opening...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
9 |
The problem with Santa! - 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
10 |
Microsoft and Santa - NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
11 |
Restructuring at the North Pole - The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
12 |
Donald Duck - Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
13 |
Off the cliff! - The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
14 |
Paint the Porch - Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
315 |
0 |
15 |
What\\\\\\\'s invisible & smells like carrots? - What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
16 |
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie. - ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a ye...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
17 |
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister - A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
18 |
What\\\\\\\'s the definition of strain? - Q: What's the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
19 |
Fruit joke! - What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
20 |
If PCs Were Toasters... - If IBM made toasters ...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
113 |
0 |
21 |
Thoughts - Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
22 |
A Chicago man in hell. - A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The dev...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
363 |
0 |
23 |
Firearms - There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping he got gas on his arm. He...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
24 |
Children\'s worst book titles! - Children's worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
486 |
0 |
25 |
Flying! - Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad really had wings.....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |