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Dead and dying jokes - A man was sitting in the electric
chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to...Read the whole joke |
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581 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Why do cemeteries have fences around
them?
Because people are dying to get in....Read the whole joke |
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548 |
0 |
3 |
Dentist jokes - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I ju...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
5 |
0 - "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth....Read the whole joke |
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918 |
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6 |
0 - What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque....Read the whole joke |
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598 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and na...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
8 |
0 - How many dentists does it take to change a
light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
9 |
0 - What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?
The dentist....Read the whole joke |
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273 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
monster
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
complain...Read the whole joke |
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622 |
1 |
12 |
0 - Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh
ab...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
0 |
14 |
0 - As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing b...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
window?
Because it was...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania?
Dracula's dentist....Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
17 |
0 - I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do something about it!
I did.
I just sent my wife to...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0.5 |
18 |
0 - Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
painless.
Patient: I'm not....Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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19 |
0 - Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
gold
and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don't smile i...Read the whole joke |
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598 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist: Relax, I'm coming ...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn't in....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were fall...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
0 |
23 |
0 - I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dent...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
24 |
0 - At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30)....Read the whole joke |
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586 |
0 |
25 |
0 - What did the dentist say to the
golfer?
"You have a hole in one. "...Read the whole joke |
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611 |
0 |