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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Military jokes - 23559 - A Maintenance
Battalion in Germany had
just received a brand new Executive Officer, an
Armor M...Read the whole joke |
184 |
0 |
2 |
Military jokes - 23560 - I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour aler...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
3 |
Military jokes - 23561 - A recruit examines the food served to him
in the batallion dining room.
- Do I have any choic...Read the whole joke |
131 |
0 |
4 |
Military jokes - 23562 - This is the difference between
a lousy
Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.
The lousy Golfer goes...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
5 |
Military jokes - 23563 - Father Murphy walked
into a pub and said
to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to
hea...Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
6 |
Military jokes - 23564 - A
soldier keeps a mug upside down and
tells the sergeant:
- I can't drink from this mug. It h...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
7 |
Military jokes - 23565 - A general calls a colonel:
- Do you
have a couple of smart majors?
- Yes I do.
- Send the...Read the whole joke |
154 |
0 |
8 |
Military jokes - 23566 - Q: "What has
an IQ of 42?"
A: "40
Marines plus their lieutenant"...Read the whole joke |
482 |
0 |
9 |
Military jokes - 23567 - Q. "Why does the Navy put
Marines on
board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"...Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
10 |
Military jokes - 23568 - Q. "Why do the commodes in
Marine
barracks have the cut-out type seats?"
A. "So that if the se...Read the whole joke |
460 |
0 |
11 |
Military jokes - 23569 - The story goes that Air Force One was
over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Req...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
12 |
Military jokes - 23570 - Q: How many British navy Officers does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it take...Read the whole joke |
474 |
0 |
13 |
Military jokes - 23571 - Q: how many
vietnam vets does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T T...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
14 |
Military jokes - 23572 - Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to ...Read the whole joke |
486 |
0 |
15 |
Military jokes - 23573 - Q: How many U.S
marines does it take to
screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in the ligh...Read the whole joke |
138 |
0 |
16 |
Military jokes - 23574 - Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: Look, for onl...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
17 |
Military jokes - 23575 - Q: How many military information officers
does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: At the presen...Read the whole joke |
149 |
0 |
18 |
Military jokes - 23576 - During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly
soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first bat...Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
19 |
Military jokes - 23577 - A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
put down maximum
liberty. The skeleton crew didn't n...Read the whole joke |
150 |
0 |
20 |
Military jokes - 23578 - Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also,
you
little one in the back row with the red cap!"
...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
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Military jokes - 23579 - -
When the general comes, report to me
immediately. The general doesn't
show. The sergeant get...Read the whole joke |
449 |
0 |
22 |
Military jokes - 23580 - A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
truss and with a little convincing acting got his p...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
23 |
Military jokes - 23581 - Colin
Powell, once USA's highest ranking
military officer, (now Secretary of
State), loves to ...Read the whole joke |
138 |
0 |
24 |
Military jokes - 23582 - Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a
barrel of potatos.
- In this day and age, the army shoul...Read the whole joke |
141 |
0 |
25 |
Military jokes - 23583 - Sargeant Williams was the newest drill
instructor at AOCS, Aviation
Officer Candidate School and...Read the whole joke |
470 |
0 |