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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Military jokes - 23534 - An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
the
Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO s...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
2 |
Military jokes - 23535 - The General went out to find that none of his
G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heav...Read the whole joke |
189 |
0 |
3 |
Military jokes - 23536 - The chief of staff of the US Air
Force
decided that he would personally intervene in the recruit...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
4 |
Military jokes - 23537 - Two men were boasting to each other about
their
old army days.
"Why, my outfit was so well dr...Read the whole joke |
146 |
0 |
5 |
Military jokes - 23538 - Following some duty overseas, the officers
at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and da...Read the whole joke |
191 |
0 |
6 |
Military jokes - 23539 - A sailor in the Navy who had been at
sea
for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his gir...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
7 |
Military jokes - 23540 - During a visit to a military medical clinic,
I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The tech...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
8 |
Military jokes - 23541 - The first
woman recruit in the Army
reported for duty and was told that although her
quarters ...Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
9 |
Military jokes - 23542 - This Marine drill instructor, completely
frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into ...Read the whole joke |
494 |
0 |
10 |
Military jokes - 23543 - The Pentagon once did a study on why so many
American Servicemen marry
women in the countries wh...Read the whole joke |
144 |
0 |
11 |
Military jokes - 23544 - Having passed
the enlistment physical,
Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want
to join t...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
12 |
Military jokes - 23545 - The Army Airborne major was used to
harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroope...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
13 |
Military jokes - 23546 - Why did the
army send so many women with
PMS to the Persian Gulf?
They fought like animals and ...Read the whole joke |
183 |
0 |
14 |
Military jokes - 23547 - We have women
in the military, but they
don't put us in the front lines. They don't
know if we...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
15 |
Military jokes - 23548 - Seems there was a
young soldier, who,
just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't
hav...Read the whole joke |
185 |
0 |
16 |
Military jokes - 23549 - - How many Iraqis does it take to launch a
Scud missile?
- Two. One to launch it, one to watch ...Read the whole joke |
467 |
0 |
17 |
Military jokes - 23550 - - How many Russians does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
- That is a military secret. If I to...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
18 |
Military jokes - 23551 - -
How many survivors of nuclear war does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. People that ...Read the whole joke |
155 |
0 |
19 |
Military jokes - 23552 - Paddy 'n'
Mick join the army, and are
put on street patrol in a city with a
military curfew. T...Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
20 |
Military jokes - 23553 - A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the
shower, and
realized that his clothes were missing. And...Read the whole joke |
473 |
0 |
21 |
Military jokes - 23554 - At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a
private to
throw a grenade at a pracitice training c...Read the whole joke |
140 |
0 |
22 |
Military jokes - 23555 - - What do you think about the coming battle,
General?
- God knows it will be lost.
- Then ...Read the whole joke |
469 |
0 |
23 |
Military jokes - 23556 - A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and jo...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
24 |
Military jokes - 23557 - A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you ki...Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |
25 |
Military jokes - 23558 - A
trooper asks a sergeant:
- Is it
true that man descended from a monkey?
- Yes, troopers ...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |