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Mental health jokes - 23464 - How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a light bulb? "Why does
the light bulb necessarily...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
2 |
Mental health jokes - 23465 - How many psychiatrists
does it take
to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the
DSM-I...Read the whole joke |
180 |
0 |
3 |
Mental health jokes - 23466 - How many psychoanalysts does it take to
change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
4 |
Mental health jokes - 23467 - What do Psychologists say to each
other when they meet?"
"You're fine, how am I? "...Read the whole joke |
135 |
0 |
5 |
Mental health jokes - 23468 - The head doctors in an insane asylum had
a meeting and decided that one of their patients was po...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
6 |
Mental health jokes - 23469 - When they arrived at the therapist's
office, the
therapist jumped right in and opened the floor ...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
7 |
Mental health jokes - 23470 - Patient: I'm really depressed.
Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed.
Patient: Nothing is g...Read the whole joke |
441 |
0 |
8 |
Mental health jokes - 23471 - One out of every four people is
suffering from some
form of mental illness.
Check three friend...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
9 |
Mental health jokes - 23472 - "Great news,
Mr. Oscarson," the
psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of
therapy, I ca...Read the whole joke |
160 |
0 |
10 |
Mental health jokes - 23473 - Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that
people don't give a hoot about anything I say.
Psychia...Read the whole joke |
164 |
0 |
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Mental health jokes - 23474 - Three patients at a psychiatric clinic
are up for
release. The shrink informs them that they wil...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
12 |
Mental health jokes - 23475 - How many
Borderline P.D. does to
take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. To threaten suicide if y...Read the whole joke |
472 |
0 |
13 |
Mental health jokes - 23476 - How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does
to take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But he has to ch...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
14 |
Mental health jokes - 23477 - How
many Passive Aggressive P.D.
does to take to change a lightbulb?
Oops.I can't believe I bro...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
15 |
Mental health jokes - 23478 - How many Dependent P.D. does to take to
change a lightbulb?
None, he's still clinging to the ol...Read the whole joke |
145 |
0 |
16 |
Mental health jokes - 23479 - How many Histrionic
P.D. does to
take to change a lightbulb?
"You want me to change the lightbu...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
17 |
Mental health jokes - 23480 - Two psychiatrists were walking down a
hall.
One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
The o...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
18 |
Mental health jokes - 23481 - Three
patients in a mental
institution prepare for an examination given by the
head psychiatri...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
19 |
Mental health jokes - 23482 - The
mother of a problem child was
advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far
too upset and worrie...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
20 |
Mental health jokes - 23483 - After hearing that one of the patients
in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide att...Read the whole joke |
156 |
0 |
21 |
Mental health jokes - 23484 - A man is strolling past the mental
hospital and suddenly
remembers an important
meeting.
Un...Read the whole joke |
157 |
0 |
22 |
Mental health jokes - 23485 - Mary was having a tough day
and had
stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she
...Read the whole joke |
462 |
0 |
23 |
Mental health jokes - 23486 - My therapist told me the way to achieve
true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far t...Read the whole joke |
151 |
0 |
24 |
Mental health jokes - 23487 - A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I
keep
having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm ...Read the whole joke |
152 |
0 |
25 |
Mental health jokes - 23488 - A doctor of psychology was doing his
normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He ...Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |