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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Journalist jokes - 22584 - A weather forecaster took a job in another
part of the country. When asked why he transferred he...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
2 |
Journalist jokes - 22585 - An honest weatherman says, "Today's
forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm
w...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
3 |
Journalist jokes - 22586 - Who do you think was sent to cover the
story of the baby lion born in the
zoo? A cub reporter....Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
4 |
Journalist jokes - 22587 - Q: How many publishers does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two ...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
5 |
Journalist jokes - 22588 - Q: How many editors does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last we...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
6 |
Judge
jokes - 22604 - When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
with a
traffic violation said
she was a schoolte...Read the whole joke |
136 |
0 |
7 |
Judge jokes - 16677 - The cross eyed judge looked at the three
defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So h...Read the whole joke |
223 |
0 |
8 |
Judge jokes - 16678 - The defendant
stood up in the dock and said
to the judge, "I dont recognize this
court!"
"Why...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
9 |
Judge jokes - 16679 - Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced
the opposing lawyers.
"So," he said, "I have be...Read the whole joke |
497 |
0 |
10 |
Judge jokes - 16680 - A red-faced judge convened court
after a long
lunch. The first case involved a man charged with ...Read the whole joke |
813 |
0 |
11 |
Judge jokes - 16681 - The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you
understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"
"I...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
12 |
Judge jokes - 22589 - The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do
you understand that you have sworn to tell the tru...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
13 |
Judge jokes - 22590 - The judge said to
his dentist: "Pull my
tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the
tooth."...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
14 |
Judge jokes - 22591 - Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
thousand
dollars?"
Defendant: "Yes, it's true."...Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
15 |
Judge jokes - 22592 - People who love
sausage and respect the law
should never watch either being made....Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
16 |
Judge jokes - 22593 - A
young woman was appearing in court to face
a public disorder charge. The
charges were read o...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
17 |
Judge jokes - 22594 - A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. H...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
18 |
Judge jokes - 22595 - Prosecutor: Did you kill the
victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the ...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
19 |
Judge jokes - 22596 - Judge: All your responses to the questions must
be
oral. Do you understand?
A: Yes
Judge: What...Read the whole joke |
553 |
0 |
20 |
Judge jokes - 22597 - Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
divorced.
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divo...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
21 |
Judge jokes - 22598 - Judge: Your first marriage
was terminated by
death?
A: Yes, by death.
Judge: And by whose deat...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
22 |
Judge jokes - 22599 - Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to
the basement, is that correct?
A: Yes.
Judge: A...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
23 |
Judge jokes - 22600 - Judge: What is your
relationship with the
plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Judge: Was she you...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
24 |
Judge jokes - 22601 - Judge: Doctor, how
many autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are on...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
25 |
Judge jokes - 22602 - Jury: Twelve men and women
trying to decide
which party has the best lawyer.
Justice: A decis...Read the whole joke |
223 |
0 |