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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Halloween jokes - 21653 - Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky....Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
2 |
Halloween jokes - 21654 - Why aren't burgers the
least bit scared
of Halloween?
They're used to people 'goblin' them!...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
3 |
Halloween jokes - 21655 - What kind of protozoa likes
Halloween?
An amoeboo!...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
4 |
Halloween jokes - 21656 - What do rednecks do on
Halloween?
Pump-kin!...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
5 |
Halloween jokes - 21657 - At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
6 |
Halloween jokes - 21658 - Who turns the lights off at halloween
?
The light's witch !...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
7 |
Halloween jokes - 21659 - Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
Halloween?
A: Dead....Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
8 |
Halloween jokes - 21660 - What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
9 |
Halloween jokes - 21661 - What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
Halloween?
Mash-scara!...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
10 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16637 - A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets
to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few
questi...Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
11 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16638 - A new York Divorce Lawyer died
and
arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have ...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
12 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16639 - Three men were standing in line to get
into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
13 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16640 - A forester and a lawyer were in car
accident and showed up at
the pearly gates together.
St. ...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
14 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 16641 - Three men died in a car accident and
met
Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.
The Lord spoke u...Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
15 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21769 - Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but you...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
16 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21770 - A fellow finds himself in front of
the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to ...Read the whole joke |
326 |
0 |
17 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21771 - Did you know that
heaven and hell
are actually right next to each other? They are seperated
by...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
18 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21772 - Three buddies die in a car crash, and
they go to heaven to an
orientation.
They are all asked...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
19 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21773 - Three men die in a car accident
Christmas Eve. They all find
themselves at the pearly gates wait...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
20 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21774 - St. Peter is questioning three married
couples to see if they qualify for admittance to
heaven...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
21 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21775 - This guy dies and is sent
to Hell.
Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and
...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
22 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21776 - Recently
a teacher, a garbage
collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the
Pearly Gates. S...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
23 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21777 - Everybody on earth
dies and goes
to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two
lin...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
24 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21778 - Three
guys found themselves in
Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,
they were a littl...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
25 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21779 - One day at the entrance to heaven, St.
Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearl...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |