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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Gorilla jokes - 21554 - Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first
date!...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
2 |
Gorilla jokes - 21555 - How come the giant Ape climbed up
the side
of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!...Read the whole joke |
334 |
0 |
3 |
Gorilla jokes - 21556 - How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
4 |
Gorilla jokes - 21557 - How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy'
Calendar?
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'...Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
5 |
Gorilla jokes - 21558 - How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
contest?
She was the beast of the show!...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
6 |
Gorilla jokes - 21559 - How did the dog warn its master that a
Gorilla was approaching?
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!...Read the whole joke |
296 |
0 |
7 |
Gorilla jokes - 21560 - How did the obscene telephone caller get
attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
8 |
Gorilla jokes - 21561 - How do we know that Apes are
like fish
after a rainstorm?
They'll both bite at anything!...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
9 |
Gorilla jokes - 21562 - How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops
of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla...Read the whole joke |
383 |
0 |
10 |
Gorilla jokes - 21563 - How
do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell
it an elephant joke!...Read the whole joke |
401 |
0 |
11 |
Gorilla jokes - 21564 - How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it
waiting for three hours!...Read the whole joke |
368 |
0 |
12 |
Gorilla jokes - 21565 - How do you prepare a Gorilla
sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!...Read the whole joke |
662 |
0 |
13 |
Gorilla jokes - 21566 - How do you stop a
thundering herd of
Apes?
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'M...Read the whole joke |
701 |
0 |
14 |
Gorilla jokes - 21567 - How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodygu...Read the whole joke |
434 |
0 |
15 |
Gorilla jokes - 21568 - If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
Raft?...Read the whole joke |
487 |
0 |
16 |
Gorilla jokes - 21569 - If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a bedroom, what do you
have?
A very large bedroom...Read the whole joke |
483 |
0 |
17 |
Gorilla jokes - 21570 - If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!...Read the whole joke |
748 |
0 |
18 |
Gorilla jokes - 21571 - What did George Washington have to do with
Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy!...Read the whole joke |
769 |
0 |
19 |
Gorilla jokes - 21572 - What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were com...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
20 |
Gorilla jokes - 21573 - What did the Gorilla call his first
wife?
His prime-mate!...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
21 |
Gorilla jokes - 21574 - What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'Clean
Washroom'?
He cleaned it!...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
22 |
Gorilla jokes - 21575 - What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm fallin...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
23 |
Gorilla jokes - 21576 - What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, h...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
24 |
Gorilla jokes - 21577 - What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
Paris?
Ape Suzettes!...Read the whole joke |
200 |
0 |
25 |
Gorilla jokes - 21578 - What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything it wants!...Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |