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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Why did the condom fly across the road? - Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
2 |
Republican or Democrat? - Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
3 |
Arguments - Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
4 |
Beers for everyone! - A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
5 |
What is a country song played backwards? - What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
125 |
0 |
6 |
How Many cochroaches...? - Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
113 |
0 |
7 |
Pat and Mike at the brewery. - Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls Mike's wife, Ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
8 |
Day after Christmas. - It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policema...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
9 |
Hickbonics! - Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
10 |
A new national anthem? - Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
11 |
Change - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
12 |
Just Ducky! - If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walk...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
13 |
The Race - There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
14 |
The Big Jump - Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
15 |
The bad-mouthed parrot! - An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
16 |
My wife... - My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
17 |
A black and a white guy in heaven. - A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pear...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3185 |
0 |
18 |
Macintosh Computers - MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
367 |
0 |
19 |
A new Priest. - A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
20 |
Bras - Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
21 |
What Gets Bigger and Bigger? - Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
22 |
The Cowboy Code - THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may lea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
23 |
Ticket Please - Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
24 |
Let me say grace! - A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
25 |
The World of High Finance - A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |