| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Food jokes - 16603
- One day, Bill and Tom went to a
restaurant for
dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks...Read the whole joke |
509 |
0 |
| 2 |
Food jokes - 16604
- A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant.
First, he asked that the air conditioning b...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 3 |
Food jokes - 16605
- A customer was bothering the
waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning b...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 4 |
Food jokes - 16606
- A family of three tomatoes
were walking
downtown one day when the little baby tomato started
l...Read the whole joke |
526 |
0 |
| 5 |
Food jokes - 21321
- On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
under the pancakes. She blew her stack....Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
| 6 |
Food jokes - 21322
- The snack bar next door to an
atom smasher
was called "The Fission Chips."...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
| 7 |
Food jokes - 21323
- A new chef from India
was fired a week after
starting the job. He keep favoring curry....Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
| 8 |
Food jokes - 21324
- A
couple of kids tried using pickles for a
Ping-Pong game. They had the
volley of the Dills....Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
| 9 |
Food jokes - 21325
- The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and
Chocolate....Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 10 |
Food jokes - 21326
- A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
suffers from pickled hearing....Read the whole joke |
198 |
0 |
| 11 |
Food jokes - 21327
- Overweight is something that just sort of
snacks up on you....Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
| 12 |
Food jokes - 21328
- Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay
waiter."...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 13 |
Food jokes - 21329
- I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I
am. The shape I've selected is a triangle....Read the whole joke |
557 |
0 |
| 14 |
Food jokes - 21331
- In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were a...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
| 15 |
Food jokes - 21332
- Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to
eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention suc...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 16 |
Food jokes - 21333
- An elderly couple were killed in an accident and
found themselves
being given a tour of heaven b...Read the whole joke |
203 |
0 |
| 17 |
Food jokes - 21334
- Q: Ever wonder
about people who pay $2 for a
bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell "Evian" bac...Read the whole joke |
539 |
0 |
| 18 |
Food jokes - 21335
- A lady was picking through the
frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big en...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 19 |
Food jokes - 21336
- A friend and I were standing in line at a
fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
T...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 20 |
Food jokes - 21337
- The
American tourist in Dublin had been
complaining a great deal about the
food.
"Here," h...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
| 21 |
Food jokes - 21338
- A man
went into a deli shop and took a seat
at the lunch counter. "Give me a
corned beef sandw...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 22 |
Food jokes - 21339
- What are the four food groups?
For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
For drinkers: Ma...Read the whole joke |
388 |
0 |
| 23 |
Food jokes - 21340
- At a dinner party, one
of the guests, an
obnoxiously loud young
man, tried to make clever rema...Read the whole joke |
356 |
0 |
| 24 |
Food jokes - 21341
- "May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing s...Read the whole joke |
367 |
0 |
| 25 |
Food jokes - 21342
- Q. What's worse
than finding a worm in the
apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm....Read the whole joke |
680 |
0 |
