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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Hillary and Bill again! - When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must prom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
633 |
0 |
2 |
Crushed Nuts? - This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
2 |
3 |
10 reasons to buy a new car... - 10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
502 |
0 |
4 |
I can hear clearly now... - Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
688 |
0 |
5 |
Ladies - here's the Pefect Man! - After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!*****...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
690 |
0 |
6 |
Sure signs that you're broke! - 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is takin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
493 |
0 |
7 |
The Missionary! - A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there wer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
484 |
0 |
8 |
The Mummy! - An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
500 |
0 |
9 |
Sure signs it's your last day at work. - You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you suddenly realize you just...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
901 |
0 |
10 |
Products we could do without! - Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green ey...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
503 |
0 |
11 |
More great Blonde shorties! - How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
850 |
0 |
12 |
Move your cars please. - It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the stud...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
488 |
0 |
13 |
Adam and Eve. - Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
806 |
0 |
14 |
In divorce court! - A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
465 |
0 |
15 |
Halloween funnies for kids! - Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?A. They're afraid of flying off th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
650 |
0 |
16 |
Animal Crackers. - A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
17 |
More Church Bloopers! - Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
18 |
Oh Boy...more warning signs! - On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...a duh!)O...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
19 |
Trouble at tax time! - A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
20 |
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve! - Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
21 |
How do guys in jail..... - How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
22 |
Pantsy Golfer - Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
23 |
Mental Health Hotline! - Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
24 |
The chicken. - Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
25 |
A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo! - What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |