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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
his mind - He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
235 |
0 |
2 |
insults part 1 - He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
588 |
0 |
3 |
insults part 2 - He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
328 |
0 |
4 |
Fireplace - You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
481 |
0 |
5 |
family vehicle - your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
611 |
0 |
6 |
What's that thing on your Neck? - Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
576 |
0 |
7 |
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!! - Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
635 |
0 |
8 |
you are so stupid... - You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
607 |
0 |
9 |
Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
249 |
0 |
10 |
Your Family Is So Poor - Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
243 |
0 |
11 |
Your Dad's Like Cement - You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
606 |
0 |
12 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
374 |
0 |
13 |
Yo Family Is So Poor... - Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
588 |
0 |
14 |
You're so stupid... Police - You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
261 |
0 |
15 |
grammar correction - A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
286 |
0 |
16 |
Church Sunday - Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can al...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
285 |
0 |
17 |
The Politically Correct Country Club - Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of sa...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
318 |
0 |
18 |
LOFT - Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbl...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
283 |
0 |
19 |
Definitions - Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swin...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
265 |
0 |
20 |
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman - Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to b...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
230 |
0 |
21 |
Four worst words - Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
239 |
0 |
22 |
Disorder in the Court! - These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
653 |
0 |
23 |
A man and his Alligator - A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
65131 |
0 |
24 |
My dad's a Lawyer - Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
235 |
0 |
25 |
Lawyer in a car wreck - One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
609 |
0 |