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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease - |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
398 |
0 |
2 |
The prison hospital - |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
327 |
0 |
3 |
How much will this cost me? - |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minute...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
222 |
0 |
4 |
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! - |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
227 |
0 |
5 |
Letters from charities - |I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got o...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
600 |
0 |
6 |
Would you please do me a favor? - |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
394 |
0 |
7 |
I can't find the cause of your pain - |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
305 |
0 |
8 |
An invisible man is here to see you - |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2876 |
0 |
9 |
Bad temper problem - |Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
590 |
0 |
10 |
Will I live any longer? - |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
269 |
0 |
11 |
People are ignoring me - |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
246 |
0 |
12 |
I want to lose some weight - |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
608 |
0 |
13 |
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic - |A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2610 |
1.5 |
14 |
Can I play the piano once these are off? - |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
209 |
0 |
15 |
A man with a glass eye is here to see you - |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2565 |
2.5 |
16 |
The results of the X-ray - |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
608 |
0 |
17 |
Will this operation hurt me at all? - |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brow...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
222 |
0 |
18 |
A very interesting fact - |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2767 |
0.5 |
19 |
Get a heart transplant - |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower b...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
281 |
0 |
20 |
Preventive medicine belief - |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
318 |
0 |
21 |
Do you have a solution? - |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
194 |
0 |
22 |
I have bad and very bad news - |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad ne...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
316 |
0 |
23 |
Did you take the patient's temperature? - |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
289 |
0 |
24 |
We need to help these people - |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
287 |
0 |
25 |
I've got good and bad - |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
638 |
0 |