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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20372
- How many triage nurses does it take
to
change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spen...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 2 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20373
- How many doctors does it take to
change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tel...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 3 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20374
- "The doctor said he would have me on
my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell ...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 4 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20375
- An old fellow came
into the
hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder.
The...Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 5 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20376
- A man goes to the eye doctor. The
receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I k...Read the whole joke |
126 |
0 |
| 6 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20377
- Patient: I always see spots before my
eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, ...Read the whole joke |
124 |
0 |
| 7 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20378
- A man needing a
heart transplant
is told by his doctor that the only heart available is
that o...Read the whole joke |
121 |
0 |
| 8 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20379
- What's the difference between a
general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have...Read the whole joke |
110 |
0 |
| 9 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20380
- What is a double-blind study?
Two
orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram....Read the whole joke |
137 |
0 |
| 10 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20381
- At a medical
convention, a male
doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male
d...Read the whole joke |
143 |
0 |
| 11 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20382
- How many physiotherapists
does it
take to change a light bulb?
None. They just give the dead bu...Read the whole joke |
119 |
0 |
| 12 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20383
- "Why are you so
excited?", the
surgeon asked the patient that was about to be
anesthetized.
"...Read the whole joke |
126 |
0.5 |
| 13 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20384
- "What do you do?" a young man asked
the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wi...Read the whole joke |
139 |
0 |
| 14 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20385
- A man who was very
upset walked
in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!"
he wail...Read the whole joke |
122 |
0 |
| 15 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20386
- Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of
bats, creepy-crawlies, demons,
ghosts, monsters, vampires, we...Read the whole joke |
132 |
0 |
| 16 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20387
- There were ten zebras in the zoo. All
but nine escaped. How many were
left? Nine!...Read the whole joke |
133 |
0 |
| 17 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20388
- Nurse: Would you like an appointment
for next week?
Patient: No, I'm sick now....Read the whole joke |
120 |
0 |
| 18 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20389
- Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I
fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight ...Read the whole joke |
121 |
0 |
| 19 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20390
- Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better
today!
Camper: It should, I practised all night!...Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 20 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20391
- A coffin was being moved
when it
fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the
morti...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 21 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20392
- The ninety-year-old man was in for
his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about ...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 22 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20393
- 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan
in the
refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the freez...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 23 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20394
- How can you tell who is the head
nurse
of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees....Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 24 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20395
- How many nurses does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
None - They just have a nursing assistan...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 25 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20396
- Fireman rescued a
man who was
badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his
bod...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
