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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20372 - How many triage nurses does it take
to
change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spen...Read the whole joke |
757 |
0 |
2 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20373 - How many doctors does it take to
change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tel...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
3 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20374 - "The doctor said he would have me on
my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell ...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
4 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20375 - An old fellow came
into the
hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder.
The...Read the whole joke |
834 |
0 |
5 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20376 - A man goes to the eye doctor. The
receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I k...Read the whole joke |
330 |
0 |
6 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20377 - Patient: I always see spots before my
eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, ...Read the whole joke |
361 |
0 |
7 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20378 - A man needing a
heart transplant
is told by his doctor that the only heart available is
that o...Read the whole joke |
341 |
0 |
8 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20379 - What's the difference between a
general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
9 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20380 - What is a double-blind study?
Two
orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram....Read the whole joke |
339 |
0 |
10 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20381 - At a medical
convention, a male
doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male
d...Read the whole joke |
320 |
0 |
11 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20382 - How many physiotherapists
does it
take to change a light bulb?
None. They just give the dead bu...Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
12 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20383 - "Why are you so
excited?", the
surgeon asked the patient that was about to be
anesthetized.
"...Read the whole joke |
669 |
0.5 |
13 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20384 - "What do you do?" a young man asked
the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wi...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
14 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20385 - A man who was very
upset walked
in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!"
he wail...Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
15 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20386 - Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of
bats, creepy-crawlies, demons,
ghosts, monsters, vampires, we...Read the whole joke |
308 |
0 |
16 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20387 - There were ten zebras in the zoo. All
but nine escaped. How many were
left? Nine!...Read the whole joke |
335 |
0 |
17 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20388 - Nurse: Would you like an appointment
for next week?
Patient: No, I'm sick now....Read the whole joke |
334 |
0 |
18 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20389 - Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I
fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight ...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
19 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20390 - Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better
today!
Camper: It should, I practised all night!...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
20 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20391 - A coffin was being moved
when it
fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the
morti...Read the whole joke |
218 |
0 |
21 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20392 - The ninety-year-old man was in for
his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about ...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
22 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20393 - 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan
in the
refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the freez...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
23 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20394 - How can you tell who is the head
nurse
of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees....Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
24 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20395 - How many nurses does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
None - They just have a nursing assistan...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
25 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20396 - Fireman rescued a
man who was
badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his
bod...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |