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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20347
- A man, seeking to lose
some of
his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I l...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
| 2 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20348
- A doctor has come to see one of
his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 3 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20349
- A man went to see his doctor because
he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescrib...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 4 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20350
- Patient (to
cosmetic surgeon):
Will it hurt me, doctor?
Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, M...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 5 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20351
- Doctor: Did you know
that there
are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doc...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 6 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20352
- A new arrival, about to enter
hospital, saw two white coated doctors
searching through the flowe...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 7 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20353
- Mary:
My daughter believes in
preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary:
Y...Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
| 8 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20354
- What's the difference between a
surgeon and a puppy?
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 9 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20355
- The seven-year old girl told her mom,
"A boy in my class
asked me to play doctor."
"Oh, dear," ...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 10 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20356
- A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He
called a
plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 11 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20357
- Doctor: Have you ever had this
before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 12 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20358
- Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don't panic. He'...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
| 13 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20359
- Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
girl
doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 14 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20360
- Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the
waiting
room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What ...Read the whole joke |
534 |
0 |
| 15 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20361
- A doctor and a nurse were
called
to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these pe...Read the whole joke |
604 |
0 |
| 16 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20362
- Doctor: Did you take the patient's
temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
973 |
0 |
| 17 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20363
- Three nurses went to heaven, and were
awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ...Read the whole joke |
567 |
0 |
| 18 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20364
- Interns think of God, residents pray
to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God....Read the whole joke |
606 |
0 |
| 19 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20365
- What's the difference
between a
nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God....Read the whole joke |
608 |
0 |
| 20 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20366
- A nurse was
showing some student
nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most
hazardous...Read the whole joke |
591 |
0 |
| 21 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20367
- A doctor is going round the ward with
a nurse and they
come to the first bed where the chap is l...Read the whole joke |
903 |
0 |
| 22 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20368
- The nurse who can smile when
things go wrong is probably going off duty....Read the whole joke |
1470 |
0 |
| 23 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20369
- Why did the nurse always insist on
using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because...Read the whole joke |
567 |
0 |
| 24 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20370
- Did you hear about the nurse who died
and went
straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to reali...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
| 25 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20371
- How many nurses does it take to
change a light bulb?
None, they just have a nursing assistant do ...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
