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Dinosaur jokes - Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extin...Read the whole joke |
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718 |
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2 |
0 - Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!...Read the whole joke |
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388 |
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3 |
0 - Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!...Read the whole joke |
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682 |
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4 |
0 - Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator....Read the whole joke |
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310 |
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5 |
0 - Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!...Read the whole joke |
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674 |
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6 |
Dirty jokes - An old man approaches the window of a cinema with
a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tick...Read the whole joke |
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350 |
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7 |
0 - Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
The
first Marine asked the second Marine, "If t...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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8 |
0 - The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly o...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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9 |
0 - What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
have to turn around....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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10 |
0 - What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're
masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke |
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575 |
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11 |
Divorce jokes - A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds...Read the whole joke |
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582 |
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12 |
0 - Two
men are talking. The first sez, "I got
married because I was tired
of eating out, cleaning ...Read the whole joke |
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207 |
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13 |
0 - Regardless of what you may hear, there's still
many women
these days
who are excellent "houseke...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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14 |
0 - Staring down from the bench to announce the
terms of the
divorce decree, the judge turned to th...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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0 - A friend
of mine just got divorced. He and
his ex-wife split the
house. He got the outside....Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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Doctor and nurse jokes - A doctor and his wife were having a
big
argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed eithe...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
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0 - Did you hear the new penalty for
speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears t...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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0 - The surgeon told his patient that woke
up after
having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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0 - Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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20 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I need
glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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Dog jokes - A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to
completely remove the dogs tail. The vet con...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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0 - A man was very proud of his guard
dog, he would
leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the w...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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0 - A man is
walking down the street when he hears
a voice, "Pssst you come over
here!" He looks r...Read the whole joke |
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574 |
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24 |
0 - A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
"Sorry mate no
dogs allowed in here!" The dog...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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0 - Upon
entering the little country store, the
stranger noticed a sign saying;
DANGER! BEWARE OF ...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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