| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Divorce jokes - 20252
- Question: What's the
major cause of
divorce?
Answer: Once is not enough....Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 2 |
Divorce jokes - 20253
- Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with th...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 3 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 16552
- A doctor and his wife were having a
big
argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed eithe...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
| 4 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 16553
- Did you hear the new penalty for
speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears t...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 5 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 16554
- The surgeon told his patient that woke
up after
having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 6 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 16555
- Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 7 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 16556
- Doctor, Doctor I think I need
glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 8 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20254
- Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed
my
pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there...Read the whole joke |
331 |
0 |
| 9 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20255
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 10 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20256
- Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm
suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
| 11 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20257
- Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can
you
give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 12 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20258
- Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 13 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20259
- Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a
lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 14 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20260
- Doctor, doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
| 15 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20261
- Doctor these pills you gave me for
BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from
...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
| 16 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20262
- Doctor, Doctor everyone
keeps
throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!...Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
| 17 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20263
- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 18 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20264
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
mosquito
Go away, sucker!...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 19 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20265
- Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 20 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20266
- Doctor, Doctor I keep
getting
pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the sp...Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 21 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20267
- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
spoon!
Well sit still and don't stir!...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
| 22 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20268
- Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of
cards.
I'll deal with you later....Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 23 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20269
- Doctor, Doctor Have you got something
for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and ...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 24 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20270
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there
is two
of me
One at a time please...Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
| 25 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20271
- Doctor, Doctor will this ointment
clear up my
spots?
I never make rash promises!...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
