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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Dirty jokes - 20207 - Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A.
Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself....Read the whole joke |
604 |
0 |
2 |
Dirty jokes - 20208 - Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can ...Read the whole joke |
485 |
0 |
3 |
Dirty jokes - 20209 - Q: How many perverts does it take to
put in
a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire ...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
4 |
Dirty jokes - 20210 - Q:
What did the Indian say to the white
woman when she tied his penis in a
knot?
A: "How Come...Read the whole joke |
597 |
0 |
5 |
Dirty jokes - 20211 - Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
A: Cowboys
like to eat with their hats on....Read the whole joke |
843 |
0 |
6 |
Dirty jokes - 20212 - Q: What's the definition
of a
teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex....Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
7 |
Dirty jokes - 20213 - Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new
"Stealth Condom?"
A: "They'll never see you coming."...Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
8 |
Dirty jokes - 20214 - Q: What do you call a truckload
of
vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats....Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
9 |
Dirty jokes - 20215 - Q: What do you call kinky sex with
chocolate?
A: S&M&M....Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
10 |
Dirty jokes - 20216 - Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to
eat, drink and be Mary....Read the whole joke |
373 |
0 |
11 |
Dirty jokes - 20217 - Q: Why is being in the
military like a blow
job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better...Read the whole joke |
636 |
0 |
12 |
Dirty jokes - 20218 - Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
common?
A: They are both substitute meats....Read the whole joke |
300 |
0 |
13 |
Dirty jokes - 20219 - Q: What do a coffin and a condom
have in
common?
A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's comi...Read the whole joke |
524 |
0 |
14 |
Dirty jokes - 20220 - Q:
What are 3 two letter words that say
small?
A: Is it in....Read the whole joke |
347 |
0 |
15 |
Dirty jokes - 20221 - Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
A: I
told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election....Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
16 |
Dirty jokes - 20222 - Q: What
does pizza delivery man and a
gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it but can...Read the whole joke |
379 |
0 |
17 |
Dirty jokes - 20223 - Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to r...Read the whole joke |
588 |
0 |
18 |
Dirty jokes - 20224 - There are a
lot of folks that can't
understand how we ran out of oil here in the
USA.
Well, h...Read the whole joke |
1007 |
0 |
19 |
Dirty jokes - 20225 - Little Mary was not the best
student in
Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One ...Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
20 |
Dirty jokes - 20226 - This guy
goes to the zoo one day. While
standing in front of the gorilla's cage,
a gust of win...Read the whole joke |
700 |
0 |
21 |
Dirty jokes - 20227 - One day there was two boys playing
by a
stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over t...Read the whole joke |
308 |
0 |
22 |
Divorce jokes - 16547 - A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds...Read the whole joke |
548 |
0 |
23 |
Divorce jokes - 16548 - Two
men are talking. The first sez, "I got
married because I was tired
of eating out, cleaning ...Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
24 |
Divorce jokes - 16549 - Regardless of what you may hear, there's still
many women
these days
who are excellent "houseke...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
25 |
Divorce jokes - 16550 - Staring down from the bench to announce the
terms of the
divorce decree, the judge turned to th...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |