| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dirty jokes - 20057
- Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You
never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get,...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
| 2 |
Dirty jokes - 20058
- Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A:
Because they are plugged into a genius....Read the whole joke |
313 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dirty jokes - 20059
- Q: Why don't women have
men's
brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in....Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dirty jokes - 20060
- Q: What do
electric trains and breasts have
in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it...Read the whole joke |
573 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dirty jokes - 20061
- Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm
white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going....Read the whole joke |
331 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dirty jokes - 20062
- Q: What do men and sperm
have in
common?
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming...Read the whole joke |
363 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dirty jokes - 20063
- Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is
having an orgasm?
A. He is usually home with the ...Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dirty jokes - 20064
- Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They
irritate the shit out of you....Read the whole joke |
371 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dirty jokes - 20065
- Q: Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have
Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunda...Read the whole joke |
371 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dirty jokes - 20066
- Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A:
So they can think with an open mind....Read the whole joke |
369 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dirty jokes - 20067
- Q: How is a penis like
fishing?
A: The
small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and ...Read the whole joke |
382 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dirty jokes - 20068
- Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a
toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all thre...Read the whole joke |
358 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dirty jokes - 20069
- Q: What is the difference between
medium and
rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare....Read the whole joke |
660 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dirty jokes - 20070
- Q: Why do men find it
difficult to make eye
contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes....Read the whole joke |
388 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dirty jokes - 20071
- Q: What is the difference between a hog
and
a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and bu...Read the whole joke |
322 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dirty jokes - 20072
- Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they
take a long time to get hard....Read the whole joke |
363 |
0 |
| 17 |
Dirty jokes - 20073
- Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a
man say? A: Her tits are just too big....Read the whole joke |
636 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dirty jokes - 20074
- Q: How do you find a blind man
in a nudist
colony?
A: It's not hard....Read the whole joke |
651 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dirty jokes - 20075
- Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You
skip across the flat ones....Read the whole joke |
362 |
0 |
| 20 |
Dirty jokes - 20076
- Q: Did you hear about the new
blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and sprea...Read the whole joke |
372 |
0 |
| 21 |
Dirty jokes - 20077
- Q: Whats
the difference between a 90s woman
and a - computer?
A: A 90s woman won't accept a
...Read the whole joke |
443 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dirty jokes - 20078
- Q: Whats the difference between erotic and
kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is ...Read the whole joke |
349 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dirty jokes - 20079
- Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Coz no man
would pull those faces on purpose....Read the whole joke |
342 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dirty jokes - 20080
- Q: What are the
small bumps around a woman s
nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'...Read the whole joke |
402 |
0 |
| 25 |
Dirty jokes - 20081
- Q: What does a 75-year-old woman
have
between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?
A: Her n...Read the whole joke |
374 |
0 |
