| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Criminal jokes - 19643
- A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Lis...Read the whole joke |
350 |
0 |
| 2 |
Criminal jokes - 19644
- A computer geek goes to prison
for fraud,
they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy,
Having he...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 3 |
Criminal jokes - 19645
- It was
Rocky's first night in the
penitentiary. All of the inmates were in
their cells and he w...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 4 |
Criminal jokes - 19646
- Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
prison. During his stay, he
got along well with the gua...Read the whole joke |
339 |
0 |
| 5 |
Criminal jokes - 19647
- Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
prison today. One is
orange and 9ft tall, and the oth...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
| 6 |
Criminal jokes - 19648
- Did you hear about the burglar who fell in
the
cement mixer?
Now he's a hardened criminal....Read the whole joke |
686 |
0 |
| 7 |
Criminal jokes - 19649
- When the school was broken into, the
thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboa...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
| 8 |
Criminal jokes - 19650
- What's another
word for a murderer who
kills old ladies?
A Killergran....Read the whole joke |
346 |
0 |
| 9 |
Criminal jokes - 19651
- Two small time thieves had been sent by the
Big Boss to
steal a van load of goods from a bathroo...Read the whole joke |
334 |
0 |
| 10 |
Criminal jokes - 19652
- The criminal mastermind found one of his
gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing t...Read the whole joke |
645 |
0 |
| 11 |
Criminal jokes - 19653
- Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding
up a bank....Read the whole joke |
316 |
0 |
| 12 |
Criminal jokes - 19654
- "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a
bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow....Read the whole joke |
338 |
0 |
| 13 |
Criminal jokes - 19655
- A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
pointed two fingers at
the clerk and said, "This is a m...Read the whole joke |
369 |
0 |
| 14 |
Criminal jokes - 19656
- A woman woke her husband in the middle of the
night. "There's a
burglar downstairs eating the ca...Read the whole joke |
352 |
0 |
| 15 |
Criminal jokes - 19657
- Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
took everything except the
soap and towels.
Harry...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 16 |
Criminal jokes - 19658
- Why did the burglar take a shower?
He
wanted to make a clean getaway...Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 17 |
Criminal jokes - 19659
- What did the burglar say to the
watchmaker as he tied him up?
Sorry to take so much of your va...Read the whole joke |
597 |
0 |
| 18 |
Criminal jokes - 19660
- Judge: Why did you steal
that bird?
Prisoner: For a lark, sir....Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 19 |
Criminal jokes - 19661
- Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
store because you were starving. So why didn't you take ...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 20 |
Criminal jokes - 19662
- I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
No!...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 21 |
Criminal jokes - 19663
- Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner;
I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.
Judge: Then what were ...Read the whole joke |
588 |
0 |
| 22 |
Criminal jokes - 19664
- "What makes you think the
prisoner was
drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the ...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 23 |
Criminal jokes - 19665
- A police officer was escorting a
prisoner
to jail when his hat blew off.
"Shall I run and get ...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 24 |
Criminal jokes - 19666
- Why was the robber so secure?
He was a
safe robber....Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 25 |
Criminal jokes - 19667
- Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's ...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
