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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Car
and train jokes - 18881 - A fellow was following a truck in heavy
traffic.
Every block or so, when
they were stopped at ...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
2 |
Car and train jokes - 16477 - A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The fi...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
3 |
Car and train jokes - 16478 - A man was in court charged
with
parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had ...Read the whole joke |
226 |
0 |
4 |
Car and train jokes - 16479 - As a
senior citizen was driving down
the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,
he heard his ...Read the whole joke |
556 |
0 |
5 |
Car and train jokes - 16480 - One day there was a family driving in the
car to Michigan to
visit their relatives. They were lo...Read the whole joke |
346 |
0 |
6 |
Car and train jokes - 16481 - A man is driving along in the Irish
countryside, when he
comes to a petrol station, since he's i...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
7 |
Car and train jokes - 18845 - Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's
Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down t...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
8 |
Car and train jokes - 18846 - An Irish
priest and a Rabbi get into
a car accident. They both get out of their
cars and stumb...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
9 |
Car and train jokes - 18847 - It had been snowing for
hours when
an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students
...Read the whole joke |
553 |
0 |
10 |
Car and train jokes - 18848 - While driving along the back roads of a
small town, two
truckers came to an overpass with a sign...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
11 |
Car and train jokes - 18849 - A man goes out and buys the best
car
available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is...Read the whole joke |
512 |
0 |
12 |
Car and train jokes - 18850 - A young man comes home and says "Dad,
just got my driver's license and would like to use the fam...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
13 |
Car and train jokes - 18851 - Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian
is crossing
the road?
A: What for? He can't see my lice...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
14 |
Car and train jokes - 18852 - Q: Who has the right of
way when
four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pi...Read the whole joke |
512 |
0 |
15 |
Car and train jokes - 18853 - Q: When driving through fog, what
should you use?
A: Your car....Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
16 |
Car and train jokes - 18854 - Q: How can you reduce the possibility of
having an
accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys....Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
17 |
Car and train jokes - 18855 - Q: What changes would occur in your
lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
18 |
Car and train jokes - 18856 - Q: What is the difference
between a
flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic
...Read the whole joke |
204 |
0 |
19 |
Car and train jokes - 18857 - Q: How do you deal with heavy
traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics....Read the whole joke |
565 |
0 |
20 |
Car and train jokes - 18858 - Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy
traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons....Read the whole joke |
321 |
2.5 |
21 |
Car and train jokes - 18859 - A driver tucked this note under the
windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block ...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
22 |
Car and train jokes - 18860 - A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
He rolled down his wind...Read the whole joke |
540 |
0 |
23 |
Car and train jokes - 18861 - "When you exit the bus, please
be
sure to lower your head and watch your step."
"If you miss ...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
24 |
Car and train jokes - 18862 - In a very small alley two trucks
driving in opposite directions meet.
As the drivers are equa...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
25 |
Car and train jokes - 18863 - After seeing a
documentary on how
inner city youths can remove
the wheels of cars in under 4 se...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |